what is the tallest tale you have ever heard? Either believable or totally unbelievable? the crazier the better, i love to hear them
2007-12-17 16:01:45 · 10 answers · asked by Leah 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thank you so much for the tales, keep them coming! here is a few i have come up with:
1. I plan on participating in both the summer and winter Olympics
2. Im a striking writer
3. Not only was i accepted to Harvard, Yale, Julliard, Dartmouth, Northwestern, and Princeton, i however decided to go to the local community college
4. I hacked my iphone and sold it on ebay
5. i found a potato chip with the face of the Virgin Mary on it
2007-12-17 17:08:25 · update #1
i won the lottery but i work for fun
2007-12-17 17:16:32 · update #2
I was out hunting squirrels and shot one up in this tree. Just as
I squeezed off that shot a big turkey happened to pass by, and the buckshot hit HIM too. The turkey was falling from the air, and hit this big dead branch in the tree, breaking it off. The shot also scared up a 12 point buck, and the branch came down and snapped it's neck. As it fell to the ground its rack stabbed two rabbits. So, with one shot, I got a squirrel, a turkey, a deer and two rabbits.
If you don't believe me, I can take you out in that woods and show you...
That big dead BRANCH!
2007-12-17 16:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
We came out of a meeting and several of us got on the elevator including the blonde receptionist. Before the doors closed, an Hispanic coworker went by talking on his radio. The person on the other end responded in Spanish. The blonde says, "That sounded like Spanish!" I said "Yes the radio has a foreign interface chip in it" Everyone looked at me like I was crazy until she said "What will they think of next?"
2007-12-17 16:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I
love
you
more
than
words
can
say
!!!
Ha
2007-12-17 16:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by kelli t 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh god, you'll love this. For some reason I have a very approachable persona, and lots of elderly people in grocery stores like to ask me to either reach that jar off the top shelf, or just chat. Anyway, I was in Albertson's the other night and this old guy came up to me, and he started out by saying how crappy the Christmas card selection was and if I knew of a store with a better one. I said, "I'm sorry, but I don't. Wish I could help." Then he was OFF. Supposedly he just moved back here because he was living in AZ with his son but his son wouldn't let him take all of his original vinyl Beatles catalogue away and wouldn't let him take his rare book collection away with him, and I am a used book owner, and so I was sucked in. I was like, "Do you REALIZE how much money your books could be WORTH?" Turned out he couldn't care less. THEN he started talking about the women in his life. He claimed that he was in a Country Western bar (the kind where they do the two step) and a Playboy Bunny came in. She was blonde (surprise!) and busty and drop dead gorgeous. He thought she was nice looking but out of his league, so he just ignored her. Finally SHE came up to HIM and said, "Why haven't you said hello to me? You're the only guy here that hasn't asked me to dance." He said, "Well, you wouldn't be interested in little ol' me. I barely have a dime to my name." and she asked if he would dance with her and they did and he took his leave and the next day a helicopter flew down on his lawn (yes!) and oh but of course, Hugh Hefner got out and so did this Playboy Bunny. The guy told me he answered the door, and he said, "Where'd you know where to find me?" and she said, "Well, I had to ask Heff here to help me." and supposedly they got married, yada yada yada (he was talking to me for about 20 mins and I figured out what was up) After he stopped yakking, I said, "I'm sorry, I've got a hungry man at home waiting for me and he's gonna wonder where I'm at. Nice talking to you!" (and no, I do not have a boyfriend, hungry or not) And you wouldn't believe how fast this old guy left. Turned out he wanted my phone number by impressing me. (That's how *I* interpreted it as) Hope you liked that.
2007-12-17 16:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My ex-husband: I spent my entire paycheck helping out a co-worker by letting him buy christmas presents for his whole family. Receipts? I let him keep them.
2007-12-18 01:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar and Yao Ming walk into a bar...
2007-12-17 16:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should definately pick Capitan Happy Pants, that was a cracker!!!
2007-12-17 16:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Little Miss Big Mouth 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that yahoo reviews all violations before they delete the question or answer
2007-12-17 16:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
george w bush and the iraq war.
2007-12-17 16:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The bible.
2007-12-17 16:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋