If you had to save the world from an army of Zombies who would you team up with and why?
Most orginal and funniest answer wins the BIG 10.
2007-12-17 14:07:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Elmo, Micheal Jackson, Pamela anderson, and Barney.
Elmo because he can laugh creepily(and hes kewl) and that would scare zombies away. Mikey, cause they would run at the sight of his face. Barney would love them back to death with his song of lovely terror, and Pamela because she could knock them down with her gigantic boobs.
:P
2007-12-17 14:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by L 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bruce Campbell who plays as Ash in Army Of Darkness and Evil Dead. Good,Bad, I'm the guy with the Gun! Hail to the King Baby!
2007-12-17 14:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by james_stailey@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Dillon Mini gun My beloved Aussie flag A coupple of dozen Ice Cold Beers & free reign to annihilate anything that moves! I know thats 3 things, but i'm incapable of travelling light
2016-05-24 10:54:21 · answer #3 · answered by amada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mc Gyver. A little duct tape and a couple springs, and maybe a match or two, and we save the world.
2007-12-17 14:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oprah- everybody loves her
patti lupone- she can sing whenever we're down
angela lansbury- so the zombies (Who are huge murder she wrote fans...but isnt everyone) can shout OH MY GOD ITS ANGELA LANSBURY! and therefore distract them
hugh jackman- because he is smoking hot and gorgeous
anderson cooper- smoking hot and gorgeous and he can deliver the news of the zombies
oscar wilde- my gay dead husband
alan cumming- my alive gay husband
shuler hensley- he's a musical theather actor im obsessed with
tim curry- those lips that accent those legs...sigh
kathy griffin- we need jokes about how hugh jackman and oscar wilde got it on
2007-12-17 14:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Michel Jackson cause he can get them dancing while Homer and I swig some Duff beer and sit around laughing...
2007-12-17 14:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will team up with Manchaster United & kick the Zombies with the powerful kick by C. Ronaldo.
2007-12-17 15:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by justice 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Underdog! Because he always defeated Riff Raff and Simon Bar Sinister. Oh and he can fly!
2007-12-17 14:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tigger 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that gay purple teletubby. he hit my friend with his yellow purse the other day and bruised him all over. used some foul language, too. he's also indestructable 'cause he's soft & fat like the Michelin man so i doubt he'd get hurt easily. anyways, that purse is a deadly weapon...
2007-12-17 14:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by evalanche 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My ex-wife. I know how evil she is, and all I have to do is tell her the zombies stole her dope and off she'll go, kicking zombie butt from here to Siberia!
2007-12-17 14:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋