limericks??

Question

Help!! does anyboby have any limericks that they made up their selves??

Answer 1

There is a jokes and riddles section as well as a words and wordplay section. Try your question there.

Answer 2

I made up a couple of limericks for my gr. 12 english class. Here they are:

I once met a fish in the sea.
Everyday she would sing tum da dum dee.
Whenever she sang,
The foghorns rang.
That strange little fish from the deep blue sea!

There once was a chemist from Las Vegas.
Who liked to play traces of bases.
When acids came up,
He would slurp them up,
That weird chemist from Las Vegas.

And the following one, I didn't make up, but its fun so here goes:

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Enjoy! :)

Answer 3

Yes, and I posted them on associatedcontent .com. Look up Jay Kelly's posts. Here's one;

If I'd been a poet back then,
With a quill instead of a pen.
Writing would have to wait,
'Till half past eight,
'Cause I've spilled the ink again.