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...inviting them to dinner at your house, giving them the place of honor at the dessert table, then slicing & passing around generous slabs to your family ..... who will be enraptured by the taste ....... Could you ... help a fruitcake for the holiday's?

2007-12-17 10:24:52 · 8 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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There is only one fruitcake...and everyone passes the same one around. It actually travels faster than Santa himself. It's really Santa's spy, if you will, but in a good way. It helps him to see if all the girls and boys truely are nice. Notice one of the 'fruits' is really a magical eye....

In the words of Paul Harvey, "And now you know....the REST of the story. Good day!"

2007-12-17 19:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wish I could, but I just don't like fruitcakes, and if someone would learn to put more cake, and less fruit in those terrible cakes, they might taste a tad bit better, but not much

2007-12-17 10:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1 0

Since I will be working Christmas Eve and Christmas Day I will send mine to you so you don't run out. Just let me know your address. OMG. . . . .I forgot the postage. I bet those things weigh 25 or 30 pounds. You have any connections through the mail system?

2007-12-17 16:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

All of the fruit cakes around here are living at the half-way house.

2007-12-17 19:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 0 0

my last years fruitcake is still sitting in the frig feeling sorry for himself. my fruitcake is a nut.

2007-12-17 10:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sweetheart.....
I bake and serve my very own fruitcakes throughout the holidays.....
Peace.

2007-12-17 10:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Oh I sho nuff could. Soak that thang in whiskey and slather it with whip cream! Good times! aaah. Good times.

2007-12-17 11:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 · 2 0

Why would you let something in your house and treat it like royalty when you hate it? Why?

2007-12-17 10:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 3 0

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