Two priests were on vacation, being determined to make it a real vacation they bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc. (so that they will not b identified clergy).
Well, in the morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in bikini came walking towards them
As she passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father" addressing them individually and passes by. They were both stunned.
Next day, they bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again both were settled in beach chairs after a while, the same topless blonde, wearing a string came toward them and greeted" good morning Father".
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said "Just a minute young lady."
Yes? she replied
"We are priests but how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?
FATHER, IT'S ME SISTER ANGELA she replied
2007-12-17 09:55:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Omigosh! That is so funny and reminds me of way back in the day when I attended Catholic schools and used to hear the rumors about the pretty nuns and the handsome priests.....
Eons later I had a co-worker who was nun [out of her 'habit' by that time] and I was telling her about one of my favorite teachers in elementary school...turns out 'they' have a real 'network' and can find anyone! So she said she'd try to find Sister Angela [yes, that WAS her name...TRUE]...she came back later and told me Sister Angela had left the order [Dominican] to marry a former priest....
Ya' think this joke was about THEM? LOL
2007-12-17 10:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Being a Catholic, I can tell you about the rumors that were flying about the nuns and the priest, and hanky-panky going on. I do know of a priest that did leave the priesthood in order to get married. It was a scandal in its day, and believe me the tongues were wagging. But abstinence is a real hard one to follow, and we are all only human.
2007-12-18 06:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are tons of things to do. if you want to get closer to the nature and go for a "geography" tour, Grand Canyon and Yosemite national park are a good choice. Theme parks in LA such as universal studio, disneyland and magic mountain are good places to visit as well. LA Vegas for casinos, shows and buffets are good all year round. For beaches, personally i love the one at Santa Monica in LA. There are some many activites for you to do over there - swimming, surfing, volleyball, biking and more. Hope the above information is useful.
2016-04-10 04:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good fathers ought be careful -- they could get themselves into a very enjoyable habit by the sounds of things.
2007-12-17 10:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did the 'Fathers' fall over on that one? Another star for the star!!
2007-12-17 10:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good thing I am not Catholic or I might be offended. Good One.
2007-12-17 11:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... I guess they were too busy to look at her face. Chuckles!!!!!!
2007-12-17 17:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is good for the goose and all that. haha
2007-12-17 09:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't take anymore of this laughing, it's starting to hurt! Thanks though !
2007-12-17 12:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Fisherman - that was a laugh and a half! CJ
2007-12-17 13:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋