my friend is always craking ford joke around me just i drive a mustang so i want to crack a dodge joke but i have never heard any does any one know some
2007-12-17 09:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
If you look dodge up in the dictionary it means to evade (as in stay away from).
2007-12-17 09:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by ryankneale 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try these: "Those who say they'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do." "How do you get a Chevy to accelerate from 0-60 in under 20 seconds? You push it off a cliff." "How can you make a Chevy look good? Park it between two Fords." "What is it when you see a Chevy drive to the top of a hill? A miracle." "How do you make a Chevy worth $50? Put gas in the tank." I forget how these go, they're something like, "When did you buy that Chevy? I didn't, the guy gave me 100 bucks." "Where does Chevy get its parts? From the guy who just sold his Taurus." GM- Grand Mistake SS- Super Slow RS- Really Slow GM- God's Mistake GMC- Gay Man's Car These are all ones I've heard, some are better than others. My grandpa worked at Ford for over 50 years, so I'm a true blue Ford guy. Sorry, I don't know any Dodge jokes.
2016-05-24 09:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by scarlett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
2007-12-17 09:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean like It is the only vehicle that comes with instructions: you dodge the front and back and Ram the sides.
No
2007-12-17 10:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by sh752 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dodges
Only
Drag race
Geriatric
Elephants
2007-12-17 09:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by randy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a Drunk Duck???
Anything my wife throws??...
Oh wait... you meant the car...
Oh well..10bucks says you use that joke anyways
2007-12-17 09:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by licking_the_wallpaper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know, I don't no any jokes
2007-12-18 09:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by bikinkawboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋