President Bush visits a State School and after giving a speech about US national and foreign policies, he answers questions to students. A kid sitting in last row raises his hand and says:
“Hi my name is Jimmy, I would like to ask you three questions
1. Why did u cheated your way into the white house?
2. Why couldn’t you prevent September 11th terrorist attack?
3. Why are we at war with Iraq? “
When the president was about to answer, the school bell rang and the students began their break time.
After the break, Bush says “does anyone else have another question?
A boy raises his hand and says “ Hello Mr President my name is Tommy, I would like to ask you five questions
1. Why did u cheated your way into the white house?
2. Why couldn’t you prevent September 11th terrorist attack
3. Why are we at war with Iraq?
4. Why did the school bell ring 20 minutes sooner?
5. and.. where is Jimmy?
2007-12-17 08:41:34 · 19 answers · asked by Carol 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
is it a joke? it could really be true, SCARY:::
2007-12-17 08:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 8⤋
Funny stuff, Right Side is so jaded. How did Bill Clinton shame the white house? Becasue he was not faithful to his wife? I'll take an unfaithful President over a President that doesn't take the rest of the countries feelings into consideration before making a dumb a** decission. Not to mention Bush is the biggest liar in politics and maybe the country. I'm so sick of these idiots that won't open their eyes!
2007-12-17 09:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by Travis D 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To whoever thinks that it's "scary" - obviously none of you have ever lived under a real dictatorship, where people actually do fear for their lives and those of their familiy. Making ignorant and childish remarks about the President being a faschist or a dictator are not the remarks of a person who wants to be taken seriously. In short, the "joke" is neither funny or scary, it's just juvenile.
2007-12-17 08:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not only is it stupid, but I can see why Jimmy wasn't getting a great education at "state school".
1. Why did u cheated your way into the white house?
Why did you cheated? Yeah. Maybe Jimmy was spirited away to give him a better education.
2007-12-17 11:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Poke_the_Bear 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You know what's really funny? That I saw this joke more than 20 years ago, only it was a communist party meeting in the Soviet Union, one comrade wanted to know why they were such economic failures, and it took a full week for him to disappear. That's paraphrasing, but the joke was the same. I've seen this joke repeated over the years, with the villain constantly changing. Just goes to show, nothing's really new and improved but the packaging.
Take my wife....please.
2007-12-17 08:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bigsky_52 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I give it a 1 out of 10, and that's generous. Not funny, not relevant, in fact I change my mind. You get a -1.
2007-12-17 08:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Pfo 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
From the first question each asked, you KNOW they were BOTH victims of the "No Child's Behind Left" program, although they BOTH said it like it is. Down with Dictator Dumbya!!!
2007-12-17 08:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by rhino9joe 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Scary and not far from the truth. I would ask where Karl Rove was
2007-12-17 09:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by jean 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Neither, it's a dumb and typical liberal/democratic excuse for a joke. Some people just don't know when to grow up.
2007-12-17 09:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Not funny. Not scary. It`s just plain old political B.S.
2007-12-17 08:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
the scary thing is that some yahoos take it seriously.
2007-12-17 08:46:37 · answer #11 · answered by daddio 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋