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The days events, like,... erm, who did ya make lucky today? Are you regular still? How did you fair after the little incident with the large clear glass window?

Pigeon 1.The humans should use transfers you know.....
Pigeon 2.I know anyone can see from the imprint that I was there last, could see every detail of my feathers, quite concussed I was.
Pigeon1. Was yer?
Pigeon 2. Just a bit, yeah!




Pigeon 1. Can kill you know?
Pigeon 2. It did!
Pigeon 1. It did?
Pigeon 2. Yeah! twice.
Pigeon 1. ??

2007-12-17 11:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The older birds are telling the younger birds: "Yeah I know we're sitting on a high power line but we are safe as long as we don't put one foot on the ground."

2007-12-17 09:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 3 0

Eww! did U see that guy pick his nose in his car!. and when the birds are sitting on the power lines they're saying ooh were getting vibrated shocked!.

2007-12-17 08:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by lucky star 4 · 2 0

The ones that are still in Ontario have been twittering about global warming, they had been listening to the buzz and decided no to migrate this year.
Today, they are planning an ambush on the vultures that are eating crow

2007-12-18 03:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 1 0

Geez my wife won't let up on me! She's wanting me to sit on that egg and I'm just not down with it. I was thinking about flying away and just leaving her.

Yeah man, I know what you're talking about. My wife is always on my case about egg sitting. Doesn't she know that's a woman's job? I mean get real!

2007-12-17 10:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1 0

About the dumb people who have a cell phone in one hand and the other hand on the wheel and CHILDREN in the front and back seats. Also the women who have their dresses jacked up to their waist and all hanging out on the top.

2007-12-17 09:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They do not complete a circuit, so they are safe. Not true for us (we're too heavy and our feet would touch the ground)......we'd be electrocuted and dead in seconds in a fiery end of life.

2016-05-24 09:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by kendra 3 · 0 0

The high price of their electric bills. Yes, their bills or beaks as you call them are now warmed by electricity. And the cost keeps going up.

2007-12-17 08:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

In our area they are saying ...."man if I hadn't stayed out all night at that seed bar getting loaded .... I would have been in that formation that flew South 5 weeks ago"

2007-12-17 08:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2 0

"hey joe, remember when we were here last, there were some trees we were hiding in and someone was painting? remember we laughed and laughed because they kept looking for us and we kept ducking out of sight."
"yeah, i remember, the painting was pretty good too. i wonder where they went now that the trees are gone."

2007-12-17 11:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by Idonplay 5 · 1 0

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