....my stairs injected themselves with steriods, in a vain attempt to bulk up to a grand Staircase, and they get very angry every time I walk on them .... Shouting I'M GONNA THROW YOU DOWN TO THE BASEMENT!
2007-12-17 08:37:53 · 6 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rent a Jackhammer and show it to them. Say something like: "You know those feelings of paranoia that are sometimes associated with steroid use?" and they say yes as thy look suspiciously at your new to. Then you say, "Be afraid, be VERY afraid. . . .I know how to USE this bad boy.
2007-12-17 16:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a simple case of 'Roid Rage'. I also had a case with a similar name but in a different location due to spending long hours sitting in a hard chair while answering your questions, Ron, but they're all worth it.
As far as yours are concerned, they will calm down if you just have your attractive neighbor girl of about twenty years of age simply slide up and down your bannister....it works for my sister.
2007-12-17 19:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put some cleats on and run up and down real fast for a while.
2007-12-17 10:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pour some bourbon on them....
They will calm right down.
Peace.
2007-12-17 08:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I would either move, or quit drinking
2007-12-17 10:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vacuum cleaner:)
2007-12-17 08:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋