i dont want to ruin christmas again
2007-12-17 08:07:07 · 94 answers · asked by ozzysheeplover 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
thats 5 pound sterling - thats like 10 dollars eh eh ?
2007-12-17 08:16:53 · update #1
better make it a 10 spot
2007-12-17 08:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by D J 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Do that and you wont only ruin Christmas, you'll probably ruin your marriage! Be a little creative, tell her that, although you heard her, you had so much on your mind at the time, you can't remember what gift she wanted. She will appreciate that a lot more than having a fiver 'stuck in a card' or receiving the wrong gift. If you do as I suggest, at least she will know you love her enough to face the possibility of her anger. (Bet she doesn't get angry though). Merry Christmas to you both.
2007-12-17 08:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by Tammy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if she isn't able to make you hear her then that will be fine ! :-) i hope you enjoy watching the dog eat your turkey in the warmth of your home , whilst you enjoy the hospitality of the doghouse!.............You are obviously doomed to repeat previous Christmas episodes,and should consider a job in the BBC programme planner department ! ......i wouldn't bother with the card either,they are getting on for two quid,you don't want to set a dangerous president of escalation of generosity,besides she has probably still got last years one in a draw (not very grateful that is it ?)............find a photo of her at a "do" from 3 years back.Go to her wardrobes or shoe cupboards (plurals there as they usually have loads) and find some item of clothing from the photo and wrap it ! She never has enough to wear and almost always never wears the same thing twice,so your on a winner ! of course if you get caught out play the "green" recycling card :-) and grab your coat and sleeping bag....good luck and have a merry Christmas !
2007-12-17 08:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by SIMON H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, honestly i think thats a lil underdoing christmas. Your best bet would be to ask her again and after she tells u be like ooh yea i remember now, and apologize. Then buy her that. Cuz no offence if ur married a card and 5 dollars is a lil not enough. But if thats what u can afford then go for it.
2007-12-17 08:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO its not enough i'd give my neighbours kids a fiver not the wife , if my husband gave me a fiver for christmas i'd slap him round the head and call him a cheap skate , you will defo ruin christmas in your house if you did this .
2007-12-17 08:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by loopylou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will if you stuff a fiver in a card.
Are you kidding me??
This will be the second Christmas that you are going to ruin if you do what you are thinking of doing.
Come on, man, you can't be that cheap!!!!
2007-12-17 08:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by carriegreen13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think what you ought to do, to prepare for the proper reaction you will get for your fiver in a card, is to do the following:
1. Remove your clothing
2. Shave the hair from your head, and from your privates
3. Douse shaved areas in pure denatured alcohol
4. Hand your wife a lighter
5. Scream....just scream.
I think that ought to do it. After she's done with you, she can use the fiver to have a pint and some chips.
2007-12-17 08:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Night Owl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, No, No, No, NO! Tell her you were talking to one of your friends and their wife wanted a fiver stuffed in a card (laugh while you're telling her so she doesn't suspect it was you) and slip in and say so what would you really like santa to bring you this year.
2007-12-17 08:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by madeam3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good god man, no! That's even worse than my next door neighbour who bought his missus a hoover for Christmas one year, lol! Get her something really nice and expensive - DO NOT stuff a fiver in a card......... ;-)
2007-12-17 09:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say this, but it sounds like you already did.
All a married women ever wants is for her husband to really listen to her and care about what she has to say. I would tell her that you weren't listening and that you regret not always listening to her because she means so much to you. Ask her again and tell her that you're asking her because you love her and want to give her everything she wants and deserves for Christmas.
2007-12-17 08:10:57 · answer #10 · answered by Cristina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a fiver? what is a fiver? if you mean 5 bucks in a card, no that is absolutely not enough. She's your wife. You should know enough about her to be able to get her things she enjoys.
2007-12-17 08:10:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋