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im wondering if it is safe to use a doorknob to masturbate if it was disinfected.

2007-12-17 07:12:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

21 answers

that works

2007-12-20 10:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by adolph l 3 · 0 0

step 1
take the doorknob off the door
step 2
sterilize the doorknob
step 3
have the fone in case of a emergency
step 4
play( don't push doorknob all the way in)
step 5
call your good friend and wish them a merry xmas ( just kidding)
step 6
clean up
step 7
take a long time to yourself!!!!!
Hope you are safe don't put it all the way in because it will get stuck!!!!!!! That was creative

2007-12-17 14:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jazibella 3 · 0 0

Why would you wont to use a doorknob. That is strange. Iam not sure it would be safe or not. Good luck finding out.

2007-12-17 07:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by rosebunnie 5 · 1 0

HAHA I like your sense of creativity.. i'm sure it is safe if it were disinfected but there are better and more suitable things to masturbate with for sure.
Email me lol

2007-12-17 07:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by ►Aurora Borealis 5 · 3 0

When my mother was still in practice,(RN) she came home one morning with a story similar to yours. However this story did not have a happy ending. It seems that a man was admitted to the hospital emergency surgery rooms with a porcelain door knob in his rectum. The only way to remove it was to use two tablespoons and a small pair of maternity forceps.
The blood and feces were flowing like water when the obstruction was removed.
When asked how this happened, he said it was put there by two men at gunpoint.
So to answer your question, I wouldn't recommend masturbating with a door knob.

2007-12-17 07:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by killbasabill 6 · 1 0

Yes, it's safe. I assume you're taking the doorknob off the door to use it. You might want to tape the stem of it to a vibrator. You'll get even more pleasure out of it.

2007-12-17 07:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 0 1

Yes, ultrasounds are safe..there are absolutely no side effects on the fetus..I had numerous ultrasounds with my 2nd pregnancy..baby was fine. I have never heard of any problems with the baby from ultrasounds...it is not like an xray so there is no radiation or anything.

2016-05-24 09:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Just make sure the key isn't it.
Also wipe it off with a rag afterwards, otherwise if there is a fire it may be too slippery to properly grip and you won't be able to open the door and you could burn alive.

2007-12-17 07:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by Toasty the Baby Seal 2 · 6 0

Probably yes, but how weird and kinky. I like your imagination. Have you tried in the living room when no one is home? How about in the backyard where the neighbors can't see? One time my Gf was driving us home and she lifted her skirt and started to touch herself. I liked it, but was a little scared as she was driving.

2007-12-17 12:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Honey, if it's clean you can use anything you want to masturbate with that will give you great orgasms. I'm a male and I masturbate a lot too.

2007-12-17 07:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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