An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and
I've never felt better. I now have a 20 Year-old bride
who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think
about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began. "I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One
day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came
across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's
edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if
it was his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang,
bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The
80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody
else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
2007-12-17 06:30:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Dang Fisherman, that was one of the best ever! LOL
2007-12-17 16:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, heh Fisherman, you did it again! After being off of here for a couple of days I was about due for my "Fisherman joke fix". Thanks. Actually, for real, I could never kill any animal.
One of my daughters likes to fish and go deer hunting, but I won't eat the deer meat.
2007-12-18 01:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by Eve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Fisherman, he sounds a little like he is boasting about pumping a couple of rounds. :)
2007-12-17 22:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no excuse for that -- especially at 80, one knows you always treat a cane as though it's loaded. --- good one ;0)
moons and stars fer ya.
2007-12-17 16:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, I hunt all day long but not like that.
Now will someone tell me how your can get more stars than answers? I would have given two stars myself if that's possible.lol
2007-12-17 14:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very very funny - I laughed to hard my sides ache! Thanks Fisherman - that was terrific! A star is on its way to you!
2007-12-17 23:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your too much Fisherman!!!!!!! Always make me laugh!!
2007-12-17 17:07:36 · answer #7 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
too funny !!!!!
we love ya fisherman !!
need a little humor around here right about now
2007-12-17 14:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chuckles Fisherman!!!!! I just got some bad news and I needed to laugh.. thanks!
2007-12-17 14:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You really need to warn me before you post these. Oh my god . too too funny.
2007-12-17 14:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋