How can I look like a Mexican?

Answer 1

Put your last name or girlfriends name, in old english letters, on the back windshield of your car. Say the word "esse", about 10 times as well. Then go to the welfare line and ask for food stamps and WIC cards, while driving a better vehicle than most teachers. Last but not least, have about 10 kids and blame your oldest kids school suspensions and disregard to discipline, on your loved one that's in jail. I should know, I live on the border of Mexico and that's how they all live their lives. Well at least 90%, the other 5% are border patrolmen and the last 5% have college degrees.

Answer 2

you'll need a tan and a stubble, a moustache would look better. Have dark hair and a sweaty forehead. Wearing a sombrero is too cleshay. Wear dirty/ripped jeans and a tee-shirt. Nothing fancy. good luck becoming a mexican.

Answer 3

I'll trade anyone my Mexican look for their White look (including hair) any takers??

Answer 4

"ya wanna look good I'll tell you how, first ya gotta paint on your eyebrows, spray your hair with aqua net, then get a tattoo to rep your set... sport van david and some dickies and your neck covered in hickies..."

Sorry, your question reminded me of the parody of "Lean Like a Cholo" song which is "Lean Like a Chola"...it talks about looking like a mexican girl...it's sooo funny!!! Here are the lyrics to the whole song....

(no offense to anyone)



All up in the hood, you might see
locas looking good or crazy

find them at the car show, or on the street

or there favorite hang out - the swap meet
dangdon't be a hater - its all good smile now cry later
never mess with a chick, with lip liner no lip stick
wanna look good I'll tell you how

first gotta paint on you're eyebrows

spray you're hair with Aqua Net

get a tattoo to rep your set
sport Van David's and some Dickies

and you're neck covered in hickies
need a gallon of mascara

and get pregnant in you're quinceanera

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola


Speak Spanish when they speak

"y que foo!" don't look at me
say "you member" and "whatevers"

my mans been locked up forevers
when he gets out he'll be mad

that his boy's my baby's dad
listen to the oldies like the Chi-Lights

got a blade in my hair when I fight
got home girls Fea, Mosca, & Shy girl,

Dreamer, Drifter, Tiny & Fly girl,
Creeky, Whisper, & La Guera,

China, Tortuga, Morena,

Angel, Sad girl, Lady Joker,

Lil Puppet, Silent, Smoker
got a problem - callate la boca

you don't wanna mess with some gangsta locas

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

www.LatinRapper.com lyrics

Answer 5

haha get really dark skin by a tan or the sun and then make your hair black and spike it, and then grow i little tiny mexican mustache

Answer 6

Wear a sombrero and bright colors.

Answer 7

wear one of them big sombrero's, a poncho. grow a thick black moustache. that should do the trick. i thought you wanted to look peurto rican

Answer 8

Come back as one in your next life?

Answer 9

get like 10 little kids, go to the DMV, then have them run around

raise your eyebrow and stare at every woman that walks by like you're undressing them with your eyes

Answer 10

Why would you want to....do not deprive the world of who you really are...who you really are is unique and you should not want to trade that for anything.