I'm having a bad day....?

Question

Anyone care to cheer me up?

Answer 1

Yeah
here is joke !
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”



The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” They asked. She said, “get out from under the bed and fight like a man”.

Answer 2

Bad Day
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oooh.. a holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

(yeah...)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Answer 3

cheer-i-o- old chap!
some girl wrote this kinda weird stuff to me when i asked this once and it cheered me up so i will do the same for you.

my cat once peed on my dogs leg
i once ate a rose leaf when it fell into my spinach leaf salad from the vase it was in on the table.
i put lotion in a empty yogurt cup and told my boyfriend it was yogurt.
i walked into my (now ex) boyfriends patio glass door cause it was soo clean i thot it was open. he laughed and spit pepsi out all over the place. it was also dripping out his nose.
i once fell asleep in class, and slowly fell out of my chair. i woke up to the class laughing at me and slobber dripping down my chin.

Answer 4

Here I am honey, I'm in New Zealand though, Summer time here, we can have a nice day at the beach

Answer 5

Come on, Christmas is 8 days away, let's go shopping

Answer 6

hope things look up for you.
I was having a bad day, and believe it or not, the people at the social security and medicaid office were nice to me. (I'm a social worker) And they are never nice!

Answer 7

Here's a hugggggggggggg
Soon, the rain will go away and the sun will shine
Hope you have nice holidays

Answer 8

I'm sorry it happens, but just go take a nap if you can if not go get a coffee and take a moment to relax

Answer 9

tomorrow tomorrow the world will be brighter and brighter don't forget your shades

Answer 10

I'm sory to hear that.
I hope it gets better!
:)