2007-12-17 06:05:25 · 8 answers · asked by jamoca 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Quite a bit would be different! A tattooed, beer drinking Rudolph on a "hog" would be in front of a long line of Harley's, each ridden by a tattooed reindeer. Behind them all, in his Elvis printed velvet covered Barca Lounger with gold wheels, Santa would set aside his 30.6 to hand out gifts. Every so often they would stop at the nearest 7-11, McDonald's or Walmart for more food, beer, ammo, or gifts, and then they'd be on their way. Later, on their way back to the North Pole the gang would leave a LONG trail littered with beer cans and ( I'm afraid) barf. Which their sadly overworked elves (in real life, wrestling midgets on sabbatical) would have to clean up the next day so that all the good little girls and boys wouldn't discover the truth about them.
2007-12-17 07:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you people are so ignorant about us rednecks. :) although, santas sleigh might have a Confederate flag on it. Also, santa wouldnt get hungry, because he could pull over, kill a rein deer and have chicken fried steak. :) Merry Christmas Ya'll.
2007-12-19 12:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as usual,Santa would use him as a directional finder,by layin him on his back and spinning him aruond,he'll always point to the nearest beer joint
2007-12-17 09:54:10 · answer #3 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Us Arabs would get phlegm and Bush for Christmas ... oh God I shudder to even think it :S
2007-12-18 07:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of milk and cookies, wed be leaving him a draft and a drumstick
2007-12-17 06:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by ou812655 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd all be in the NASCAR theme, toys, clothes, magazine subcriptions, etc
2007-12-17 06:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They would all be wrapped in flannel shirts.
2007-12-17 06:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EVERYBODY WOOD GET MORE THAN THEY NEED I RECON''
2007-12-17 07:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋