2007-12-17 05:47:51 · 61 answers · asked by ★Kermit the Frog★ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not a big trouble....just call 911 and wait for them....
2007-12-17 09:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say, "hey, Santa! Oooh! Have I got something for YOU! Be back in 6 minutes, Santa."
... back slowly out of the room with a wide, frozen grin.
dial the POLICE - 9-1-1
and testify to the fact they really do show up in just 4 minutes..
Take him away, Coppers!
2007-12-17 05:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reenact that hot tub scene in Bad Santa
2007-12-17 05:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sarcastibitch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably think i had too much to drink cos i am seeing things that aint real lmao,then think o well y not u must try everything once and then say brace ur self santa i'm going down!!!!
he he no that is a bit sick actually might have nightmares now!!! i would ask him y did u bring me spirograph when i was ten when i wanted a doll u mofo!!!!
2007-12-17 05:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha_? Jolly OldSaintDick?
2007-12-17 05:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick his fat lazy a s s out of my bed!!
Hhhmmmm look who's above me...I can see up ur skirt Sunshine!!!! And no Kermit she's not wearing any Knickers!!!lol!!
2007-12-17 06:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call Ghostbusters.
2007-12-17 05:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Score!
Woooooo!
2007-12-17 06:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Cellar Door. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd laugh beacuse it would be my husband in a santa suit!!!
2007-12-17 06:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by wwwgreg_michellescom 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
finish delivering presents, always wanted to ride in santa's sled.
2007-12-17 05:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by DoUreallywantme2answerthat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd spack the piggy w a slipper!!! hheeeeree piiggy piggy piiiigggyyyy *SLAP*
2007-12-17 05:51:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋