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"I love you"
but thenm turned and walked away...
yeh...

2007-12-17 05:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"I could eat you!" said it with an odd face, a serious one. I have nightmares of that day! She hits on me all of the time (like I'm not use to that) and then she just randomly told me that she wants to eat me. I don't want to be eaten, I want to live my life outside the human body, I've already been in my moms belly, and that is the last time! lol!

2007-12-17 13:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by mit 4 · 1 0

Better not take a dog up on the space shuttle, cause he'll probably try and stick his head out the window, and it'll get burned off.

2007-12-17 13:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Wake up! Wake up! We're all going to die!"

My brother was flying us in his small plane (from Milwaukee to Evansville, IN) the wings iced up, I was asleep in the back, my brother was so upset thinking of his responsibility for our safety that he threw up in the airsick bag, which to my mom meant we were all going to die, and for some reason she thought I should be awake!

My brother landed us safely in Joliet, IL, we went on home the next day, and I made my mom promise to let me sleep on if such a thing happens in the future!

2007-12-17 13:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by starrystarrynight 4 · 1 0

"What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?"

That.
No, LOL.
Someone called me by a diff. name and didn't realize it wan't me until a minute later.

2007-12-17 13:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by BLAME UCKER, HE STOLE MY ♥ 4 · 0 0

Random stranger on the street

How bout them Mets ??

Living in Florida - i dont care.
and a cubs fan too.

2007-12-17 13:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 1 0

"We're asking for voulnteers now Agnes." My Mom said it to me waking up from a sound sleep. Oaky, she was NOT awake but talking in her sleep. My name is NOT Agnes.

2007-12-17 13:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0 0

That they would pay a substantial amount of money to eat tartar sauce off my elbow.

2007-12-17 13:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by lucy diamond 6 · 1 0

"Hold on! I'm going to get some nuts!" It was said by a friend to a bunch of my friends and I.

2007-12-17 13:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I had this girl tell me, "YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN'!!!", and what was so weird about it was I actually was tripping.

I was reeling on a couple hits of liquid, but she didn't know this and really didn't even know me. So with all of that in mind and given my altered state, it was pretty f*cking weird!

2007-12-17 13:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This stupid guy in a bar told me I look like Lee Ann Rhymes ....I look nothing like her! He must have had on his beer goggles!

2007-12-17 13:18:12 · answer #11 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 0 0

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