I mean I don't want to just be uninvited, I want to be BANNED from the party! I need to start on this right away I'm afraid.
2007-12-17 05:01:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Start wearing your 3-day old underwear on the outside of your pants ....................................
xoxoxox
2007-12-17 05:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Start a rumor that you're planning to do the following things:
Get completely trashed before you come
Spike the punch
Sing loudly to the music (because you get crrrrazy when you're drunk)
Hit on other people's significant others, like you did "at this one party"
Steal lots of party food and bring bags in your pockets to do so
Make sure a different person hears each rumor first. You can do this a few ways: "accidentally" CC the office gossip on an email to a "friend" about how crazy the office bash is (and take the opportunity to invite him and his biker gang to crash), enlist the help of an office chum (to talk loudly with about how crunk this party will be with your help), or get a few people to be rumor spreaders for you.
Good luck! :)
2007-12-17 05:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bought for my sister a Rubik's cube. It took her 3 days to put it down. Have fun!
2016-04-09 21:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a fart or whoopee cushion, carry it in your pocket and in another pocket, a spray bottle of a fart like odor. Mention something about a 48 hour food poisoning virus that causes you to pass gas uncontrollably. In fact, it is so bad, that you have skid marks on your underwear. Then ask your boss if he or she wants to see it. Do this while squeezing the whoopee cushion and spraying the smell around in your bosses office.
I think that should do the trick.
2007-12-17 05:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the solution to any social problem,
Internet gaming,
just go on and on and on about how much you like pwning nuubs and run through step by step what you did online the previous night with people in the office.
Use words like "uber" and "leet" in every sentence...
One warning though, this is a very serious and permanent thing so you need to make sure you are sure before you use it because you will never be invited to anything again.....
2007-12-17 12:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pick a fight with the person planning the party. Or get yourself fired
2007-12-17 05:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a good quarantine restriction for a highly contagious disease--the flu is rampant. Don't you feel a severe case coming on!
2007-12-17 12:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, I read all the answers and half of them are excuses I got for my own big Christmas bash!!!!!
Just Joking!!!! I had to say it!!!! You guys' answers really rock!!!! Now I have enough excuses to miss every party and next years too!!!!!
2007-12-17 05:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
dress up in a halloween outfit as a giant p+e+n+i+s
may not get you banned from this party but probably will for the next one
2007-12-17 05:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by sexy joker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you don't believe in Christmas and burn the tree down. That might get you fired. Do it out on the sidewalk.
2007-12-17 05:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by corryglory 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The day before start drooling out the corner of your mouth...and mumbling to yourself about how you are gonna get to the spaceship on time this year...should do the trick....
2007-12-17 12:05:51 · answer #11 · answered by ..................?............. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋