There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
2007-12-17 04:26:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good One
2007-12-17 04:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by tysdad62271 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Excellent Suzie.
2007-12-17 04:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What was that Platters song? Oh yeah, ''Only You'' but in a different context, I think! Here's another star. Ought to send this one to the parish priest!!!lol
2007-12-17 04:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Awh, Suzie you are a naughty lady
2007-12-17 04:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monks have been known to buy razors -- I'm told. ;0)
2007-12-17 05:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny one there Suzie! Chuckles for you!!
2007-12-17 05:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
THANK-YOU so much for the laugh Suzie...you made my day!
2007-12-17 08:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute in a perverted kind of way.
2007-12-17 05:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by lonepinesusan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋