Years ago a driver cut me off and I missed my exit. I was so angry I threw my Tabo Bell bean burrito at the offending car. SPLAT! Bean burrito all over the passanger window. The look of horror on the drivers face was priceless.
So how about a burrito launcher?
2007-12-17 03:37:56
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answered by Anonymous
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My friend installed a 1 million candlepower spotlight that he shines at the car behind him when he's being tailgated. It's obscured by two sheets of paper. The sheet facing the driver behind him is plain white, and the one behind it says "Get off my @$$". When the spotlight goes on, the words "Get off my @$$" is burned into the other driver's retina.
2007-12-17 11:37:30
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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As long as you're gonna go with food products, how 'bout a vegetable oil slick from the tailpipe for the fool who's tailgating?
2007-12-17 11:38:00
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answered by Durga sings the classics 6
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have high-pressure condiment sprayers with adjustable nozzles, to adjust the spray pattern. and don't forget the automatic shrink wrapper after all is said and done, to lock in the effects.
maybe add a skunk as well?
2007-12-17 11:40:46
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answered by zimster42 3
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maybe a bologna shooter, to really attack the paint jobs on those stupid midlife crisis mobiles.
2007-12-17 11:36:34
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answered by Cindy W 4
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Forget the eggs, shoot some Potatoes from it!!!
2007-12-17 11:36:20
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answered by ►►BLOGGER◄◄ 5
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Yes* Market it and get a patent!
2007-12-17 11:36:42
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answered by Me 7
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WILL THEY BE HARD-BOLIED? NO IDEAS ATM BUT GIVE ME SOME TIME I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING! LMAO THAT'S GR8! HAGD HAPPY HOLIDAYS;)
2007-12-17 11:37:39
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answered by feistyariesbitch 3
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
Phurface
2007-12-17 11:37:26
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answered by Phurface 6
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Hope you are not serious! People have been killed for a lot less! Be Careful, there are a bunch of nuts on our highways.
2007-12-17 11:37:23
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answered by Anonymous
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