2007-12-17 03:33:12 · 7 answers · asked by woop woop 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok someone else did this to me.
You raise your hand and you say "high five"
When they raise their hand, you say "who's gay" and put down your own hand...
2007-12-17 03:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I can think of one:
My friend was facing the board; quietly listening to our Professor. Then I decided to pull a small "joke" on him. Seated behind him, I pulled his left shoulder in order to make him look at his left. Of course, when he moves his head, I had my Black Marker prepared to converge with his cheek.
Imagine him looking at his left shoulder then suddenly hitting the marker! Hilarious!
Also, I've tried hitting my friend's butt with a Pen once (a la shotgun style). He ended up crying (We were 6th grade back then) and I ended up being sent to the Office of Student Behavior.
*sigh* the good ol' days... Here in College, you can't do any of those because people are just so damn serious (at least, from where I come from).
2007-12-17 11:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by James 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody
2007-12-17 11:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wot do u call a pig with three eyes?
a piiig!!!
2007-12-17 11:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by marquita46 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a knock-knock joke that I made up, but you have to start it.
Who's there?
2007-12-17 11:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
2007-12-17 11:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ram:do u bath everyday?
sham:no i nath every nite
hahahahahahahahahhaah hope u like it
2007-12-17 11:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by ?mehek? 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋