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I eat them that night as I watch TV or put presents under the tree.

2007-12-17 03:30:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Maybe we need to start leaving Santa a big STEAK or A CHEESEBURGER.

That would hit the spot.

2007-12-17 03:37:58 · update #1

14 answers

I leave him Cajun spaghetti and Kool Aid!

2007-12-17 03:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I drink the milk while i put the presents under the tree, and put the cookies back into the package or container, my kids want to give Santa home made cookies, because there so much better.

2007-12-17 03:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 1 0

HOW COULD YOU EAT SANTA'S COOKIES?!!
That's awful!!
do you mean he doesn't eat yours??
maybe you need some different cookies.
he always eats mine.
empty plate and cup on the mantle every year.
(okay, so we don't HAVE a mantle. but if we did I'm sure he'd be santa-like enough to put them there.)
he must not like your cookies.
have you tried chocolate chip? he likes mine ...
he also likes the cherry-chocolate kiss kind.
those are my favorites too.
hmm... maybe he's just full by the time he gets to your house. maybe he just likes my cookies more than yours.
I will leave him a note this year to take my cookie home and share them with Mrs. Claus, and to eat your cookies when he gets there, just so that you don't have to do it for them.
okay?
or maybe he can just rearrange his schedule and go to your house first.
we should both write and ask him to, I've been good, if you have I'm sure he'd do it for us ....
PLEASE don't eat Santa's cookies!!
they are for SANTA!!
oh, I feel so bad for you. You have been deprived of the Christmas Blessing of the Cookies ...
gonna have to do something about that ....

2007-12-17 03:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by pir8 6 · 1 0

LOLOL!

I have been teaching my daughter since she was old enough to understand(about 2.5) that we don't believe in Santa, but we believe in Jesus. Santa is a nice idea and is a good symbol for the spirit of giving at Christmastime...

We still make Christmas cookies, though! Dang. I have to make Christmas cookies. Oh well. I have something to do tomorrow now.

2007-12-17 03:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 · 2 0

Beatles. I was going to say I am potty training a puppy, I have had 4 months of getting up every two hours to take her potty. I can imagine many parents have suffered A hard Days Night too.

2016-05-24 08:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

....hmmmm ..... this must be a trick question ......No, really Santa always eats his cookies, himself....so there is never anything to clear away except the saucer.....but now that you mention it ... Santa has been leaving more & more milk in the glass ....maybe he's lactose intolerant?

2007-12-17 03:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

Santa eats them, silly

2007-12-17 03:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

After I'm done helping to haul presents up the stairs, I eat them before hitting the sack. LOL!

2007-12-17 03:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by Layla 2 · 1 0

well, my kids are all growed up so now I dont put them out, but I always ate 'em

when I was growing up we put out a shot of whiskey, my Dad siad santa got awfully full of cookies and milk.
I dont recall of ever hearing Santa getting a DUI so I dont think he got the whiskey

2007-12-17 03:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

At our house, Santa always ate them and drank the milk, and his reindeer ate the carrots we left.

2007-12-17 03:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 1 0

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