This is a pad; nobody says 'My pad.'
Girls just don't get proprietorial
the ways guys do around stuff. 'Intimate
Hygiene' the label reads. To use, you peal
the sticky back, and slot the dude inside
your tanga, where it does the thing it does
for a few hours, or maybe overnight
(different kinds have different absorbencies).
If I wear this too long, it starts to chafe.
I don't. They come as six to the pochette.
I flush it or I bin it when it's stiff
with blood I don't need and a little sh*t.
When you need one, you need one - like I said.
But they're disposable. And you're a pad.
2007-12-17 02:51:35 · 6 answers · asked by synopsis 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
See, this is how great art works. You don't want to read it, but you just keep going...then you read it again. TD
2007-12-17 02:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Certainly to some, it might offend and so often, so many are, by the realities of life.
Hopefully to others, it speaks of the very real; what cannot be avoided and often not strictly controlled.
Kudos.
Steven Wolf
2007-12-17 03:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by DIY Doc 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with T.D. I am really LMAO though. Man, How much thought did you put in to this one?
They would probably use this on a T.V. commercial for sure.
I am really serious!
2007-12-17 03:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....well....ummm....I never really wanted to spend that much time on the dad blasted things, but thanks to you....there they are!! Now...can we put them back under the sink and forget about them until next time??
Thanks for sharing your thoughts on a touchy subject, don't think I could have!
2007-12-17 08:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by poe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm, really don't know what to say.
cool
2007-12-17 03:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW TMI!
2007-12-17 03:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋