What would happen if you woke up in bed with the Burger King?

Question

So?

Answer 1

I'd start going to AA ASAP

Answer 2

I'd laugh so hard my insides would start bleeding.

Then I'd ask the King for the royal hook-up - which is a lifetime's supply of free Whoppers, some of his royal bling, and a free subscription to Sneak King Times.

We'd have fun - I heard he plays basketball real good, so we'd go to a couple NBA games.

Answer 3

Either the Burger King would die or I would. I hate that ugly thing! I'd be screaming and smacking him over the head.

Answer 4

There's be one dead Burger King.

Answer 5

I'd promptly die of a heart attack as he scares the p*ss out of me. But perhaps I might be able to keep my wits about me long enough to request a ham, egg and cheese croissandwich first.

Answer 6

i might beat him with my radioactive duck, Chuck, and then whilst he's mendacity on the floor in soreness, i might kick him in his area and then push my textile dresser to fall on him. i might then leap onto the textile dresser and leap up and down on it, then drag him to the showering room and drug him with an overdose start administration pills. Then, i might stick his head interior the bathroom and supply him a swirly and then pull his unconscience physique over to the staircase and push him down them. Then, while i'm optimistic he's lifeless, i might feed him to my Bobcat, Princess.

Answer 7

I would want some of his sausage <3

Answer 8

I would wonder what I did and if I would get free food for the rest of my life.

Answer 9

Ask him why he doesn't have english speaking people work the drive thru

Answer 10

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......would be my only word. I'd be so freaked, then I'd ask how he got in here, and if I could get free food