Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the sin of adultery."
The priest says, "Was it with Brigitte O'Hara?"
Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I can't tell you who it was with."
So the priest says, "I'll bet it was with Mary O'Houlihan, the hussy!"
Paddy says, "I'm sorry Father, but I really can't tell you who it was."
The priest says, "Was it that Rose O'Connell?"And Paddy responds, "I've told you already Father, I can't reveal who it was."
So the priest says, "You're a wicked man Paddy O'Reilly. Say six Hail Marys and don't let me hear that you've transgressed again!"
As he is walking home, Paddy bumps into his friend Seamus, who says, "Paddy! How are you doin'? Is it the Church you'll be coming from?"
And Paddy says, "Aye Seamus, I've just been to confession."
"How was it?"
Paddy says, "Oh not too bad, I got six Hail Marys and three good leads!"
2007-12-17 01:59:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
funny joke Suzie. GO Mrs Haggis all this false reporting needs to stop and everyone get a grip!!
2007-12-17 03:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
From one Catholic, great joke. Lighten up folks.
Careful Suszie, looks like a few too offense to this one, and may come after you.
LOCK AND LOAD!!!!!!!
2007-12-17 08:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder did Brigitte O'Hara mention my name when she confessed to the priest. another gem.
2007-12-17 04:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
And if gerard or Reggie report Suzie I will report them for harassment, BTY Suzie is a Catholic, so it will be one Catholic reporting another. What a wonderful religion, and I was thinking of converting to it, changed my mind now what will my Priest who is giving me my instruction say when I tell him?
2007-12-17 02:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I used to go to confession with my friend on Saturdays, and that sounds like something she would say on the way home.LOL
2007-12-17 02:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Chuckles Suzie!!!!!
2007-12-17 03:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Pretty good. Of course you get another star! I wouldn't ever forget that!
2007-12-17 03:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Hail yes ! lol
2007-12-17 04:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Than is great Susie, and more stars , more stars!
2007-12-17 04:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh my, that made me laugh!!! Have a good day!!!
2007-12-17 02:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋