The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... m-m-m.... urges. That’s why we have the camel, sir." The Captain says, "I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
2007-12-17 01:55:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
NOW tell me that we're wasting our time on the Iraqi desserts.
(you don't even want to know what the privates are up to)
2007-12-17 04:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
What is a Marine Captain doing in the middle of a desert? Where's his boat?
2007-12-17 02:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by chris n 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Suzie S There are alot of 10, 11,12,13, 14 15 16 17 year olds coming to seniors out of curiosity. This joke was appropriate for adults 18 and older, but not for youngsters, You can really tell who doesn't have young grandkids, because if they did they wouldn't want their g kids reading this joke. This is a good military barracks or bar room joke. You will probably be reported, but not by me. Keep seniors clean pleaseeeeeeeeeee.
2007-12-17 03:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
In one form or another this joke has been around for a very very long time.
2007-12-17 02:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ought to send this to those who are in the desert now so they can have a good laugh at their ossifers expense too! Another star. You and Siddartha and Fisherman can start your own galaxy soon!
2007-12-17 03:10:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Loved it Suzie. Keep the faith ,Peace in 2008.
2007-12-17 03:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I don't know where you get them from. Very funny Suzie
2007-12-17 04:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Sally Anne 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
As always, Suzie, that was hilarious! What a way to start my week. LOL
2007-12-17 02:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
omg funny funny
2007-12-17 07:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Always move fast or you'll get an ugly one.
2007-12-17 02:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋