Poetic people please help me with this limerick!!!?

Question

I started on a limerick & i'm having trouble finishing it.

There one was a foreigner from Peru
Who was fervent for beef stew
.....

BUT.. I also have to use as many of these wwords as possible

fervor n. Ardor or intensity of feeling.

finale n. Concluding performance.
finally adv. At last.

floral adj. Pertaining to flowers.
florist n. A dealer in flowers.

foreign adj. Belonging to, situated in, or derived from another country.

fragile adj. Easily broken.
frailty n. Liability to be broken or destroyed.

please help me you can change the begenning if you want but idk what to do with this...

All of the words don't HAVE to be used i wanted to get as many in as possibe with it being a good limerick still

Answer 1

There once was a foreigner from Peru
Who had fervent fervor for stew.
He lived in a forest
With his wife - the town florist
Who's finale was frailty induced.

Hmmmmm, not overy happy with this one! But gosh, it's not easy with those words!

Answer 2

Here's what I came up with on such short notice, hope it helps!

I once knew a fragile florist from Belize,
Who's dog had a fervor for fleas.
Finally with soap from a foreign company,
Scrubbing from his head to his knees,
The frailty of the fleas became their finale!

Not sure if it is a proper limerick, since I am more into poetry, but maybe you can amend it to work for you. Good luck.

Answer 3

I'm only gonna offer to # 1.

Do you have to use Fervent, AND fervor?

I'd drop Foreigner. That Assumes. Insert another word, generic to a Human.

I'd substitute fervor for fervent, IE: "Who had??? a Fervor for Stew."

Webster classifies Fervor as synonymous with Intensity.

Just my two cents.

Steven Wolf

Answer 4

There once was a foreigner from Peru
With quite a fervor for beef stew
He threw in some hay,
And a fragile bouquet,
And as a finale, ragu.

(And that is the best I can do)

Answer 5

There once was a foreigner from Bali
Who fervently ate Salvador Dali
The red meat made her agile
But unusually fragile
And smell none too floral for a finale

Sorry, thats dreadful - but then its a horrible list of words

Answer 6

Hard to use them all, and some are a bit redundant, but this used 6:

A fragile young florist, yes a foreigner,
Cut blooms for his wife but was borin' her.
His finale, with fervor:
He said, "Lord preserve her,
But I'm finally off to the coroner."

Answer 7

There once was a foreign emu
With a fervour for anything new
She got a floral hairstyle
Which broke her neck so fragile.
The finale of the foreign emu.