2007-12-17 01:12:21 · 29 answers · asked by Zardoz 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Steve - You are the man.
2007-12-17 01:30:22 · update #1
Because, Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
2007-12-17 01:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Chuck Norris unless you enjoy round house kicks to the mouth.
2007-12-17 09:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by The Sidewalkinator 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Mike Huckabee is looking more and more like an electable candidate. He falls in line with American Christian conservative values, which represents a clear majority of Americans.
I'm ready for all the Chuck Norris comments as well.
2007-12-17 09:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by mustagme 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Because IF chuck fell out of a boat...he doesnt get wet...the water gets chuck norris.
Because the first version of the bible was called Chuck norris and friends.
Any man that great you probably should listen to ...for your own safety.
2007-12-17 09:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live, but he does know how you die. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, he has another fist.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
2007-12-17 09:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Because I'm afraid that if I don't vote for Huckabee then Chuck is going to find me and kick my @ss!
2007-12-17 09:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Alpha Dad 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because ,Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
I stole that saying from another Y/A blogger.
2007-12-17 09:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by NEOBillyfree 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because you don't want Chuck showing up at your door.
Seriously no more than you should vote for Obama because of Ophara.
You vote for the person who is the closes to your view and who you want to represent you.
I don't pay attention to what celeb supports whoever.
I look at the person running PERIOD.
2007-12-17 09:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by Max50 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should not listen to Oprah, Chuck Norris or anyone else and vote solely based on their endorsement of a particular candidate.
You should research the issues, policies, behavior, standards, etc of the candidates and vote accordingly.
If it takes star power to turn you towards voting for someone, you are not using your brain to think and to decide the best person for the job.
2007-12-17 09:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't care what Norris says. He is not running.
Nor do I see what the big deal is with him openly stating he likes Huckabee and all that. Not like Democrats do not have celebrities all the time talking about them. Without Oprah no one would know who Obama is. Barbara Streisand openly supports Hillary. Chuck Norris. I don't care. I listen to the candidates running not the groupies.
2007-12-17 09:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Fallen 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋