I got into a bit of trouble with some people, and they decided to punish me by killing my family, now I'm trying to return the favor. There used to be seven but I trapped one in a factory with a bomb inside. Needless to say, he won't be joining the others anytime soon.
Now I just need some advice on how to deal with the remaining six.
2007-12-16 22:27:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well good luck with that...
2007-12-16 22:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by Common Sense for Sale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call them up and tell them it's not nice to kill people for money and say it's never too late for them to repent their sins.
When they ask what's going on just say the name of one of the others and that they are going to the cops soon to confess all as they are 'born again'. They should take each other down - dying is an occupational hazard for these people.
Oh and by the way use a payphone...Good Luck
2007-12-17 06:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by CTRL Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, my time to shine! I have an elaborate scheme for eliminating six people and making it look like an accident. Here is what you need:
a rubber chicken,
3 lbs of UNWASHED basil leaves,
2 gallons of terpentine,
about twenty feet of logging chain,
16 rolls of pennies,
2 safety pins,
...
...AW CRAP I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST!! Well, it looks like you're on your own...
2007-12-17 06:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when ur done i have a long list of people who stole from me and my family can u help torture the funds out of them.
Afterwards u going to need a retirement destination that does not extradite Brazil is one option
Go t home home depot and het what u need nail gun ax hammer, power tools hot glue gun etc
2007-12-17 06:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Luck...Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
2007-12-17 06:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by °°♥Destined4Dream♥°° 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have to find their weakness, example: drinking, women or men, drugs, cars, gambling, fears etc.. that is were you will find them at their most vulnerable.
With theses failings you will find your opponent distracted and easy to take down.
Best if you can get them one at a time, separate them better yet turn them against each other.
Good luck and watch your back
2007-12-17 07:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by TunaFish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t do it all alone, get some other relatives and form a kill club. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-17 06:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice position, heres what you do, get a 2x4, put some nails in it, and go play baseball with theyre heads ^^
2007-12-17 06:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Aelita Stones 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get Mr Blobby, he will sort them out
2007-12-17 06:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send them letters laced with anthrax. Thats how I got rid of my grandmother.
2007-12-17 06:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by A friendly Jihad 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
poison, rabid pigs, a gun, a high ledge, an open grave, and and 'accident' with a chainsaw.
2007-12-17 06:38:02 · answer #11 · answered by trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋