2007-12-16 20:38:47 · 55 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i couldnt find my car.
(boss put me on the spot and didnt know what to say)
ended up it was in my driveway where i last left it..
haha
2007-12-16 20:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by YOGI 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Being supervisor for 10 years I heard many excuses. i'm hung over from eating final night. i could not get my hair the way i decide on it. could not discover the string to her tampon. Took the incorrect turn coming to artwork. yet worked there for 25 yrs. I hit snooze to many cases. i could not keep in mind what time i became into think to be right here. 10 yrs. My son did not decide on me to circulate away abode. I have been given a decision on my cellular telephone so I pulled over and took the call. i became into in and twist of destiny. I had a scanner in my workplace there became into no injuries that morning. Liar! it incredibly is snowing out! We had much less then a nil.5 of inch on the floor and people dwelling 15 to twenty miles extra then this guy or woman made it on time. i could circulate on for ever, a number of the motives could of been official yet a number of those people used an analogous excuses lower back and lower back lower back. It gets old after a on an analogous time as. some are transforming into fired for being previous due too many cases.
2016-10-11 11:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our dog escaped through an open door in the back of the garage and I had to chase after it, eventually bringing it back home which made me miss my bus, thus causing me to get my car out which broke down on the way to work blocking the road, which is why I'm sat here waiting for the AA man over an hour late as the boss walks pastme sat in my car.
He didnt believe any of it.
I left through mutual agreement some 2 months later
2007-12-16 20:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Muzikman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i had a date
2007-12-16 20:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by itsme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst but my best excuse for being late to work I have ever, EVER used is traffic.........and I work at HOME on my computer....
LOL....
my boss just laughed........and by the way, I was 2 hours late. and I work the night shift, I over slept.......I was going to take a nap before I started my shift, I was suppose to start at 10 and I laid down about 8, my husband was watching TV and said he would get me up, well, he dosed off too and when he woke up, it was midnight.....
LOL.....so.......I was 2 hours late to work......
2007-12-16 21:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Optimistic1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh... once I had sex with a coworker before work, and we were both really late - we just didn't set an alarm? lol...
We both showed up, late and disheveled.... Oh, I couldn't bring myself to make up a bad excuse, everyone KNEW, and so, i just said sorry.....
That, was the worst, and the most embarrassing day at work every.... The sex was great though ;)
xox
2007-12-16 20:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha! when i was a teenager & worked at a dollar store i made up a big elaborate lie about my car breaking down. what actually happened was i overselpt. well when i finally made it in to the store 20 minutes late i went on & on about the car to the woman that had been covering for me. then i went to the bathroom 10 minutes later & saw pillow marks all over my face. i felt like such a jack@ss but i never lied like that again so it was a good thing lol
2007-12-16 20:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by SWEET CHICKEN MEAT 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
if u want great excuses of all time and how to fool your boss you can come to me.
but since your question is about bad excuses then i'd have to say:
some idiot on the street threw up on my clothes so i had to go back home which took a million minutes and had to change my clothes and walk all the way again..considering the time it had taken you to find something clean to wear since you only had had one outfit ready for the day
2007-12-16 20:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I overslept! But everyone at work knows I get up at 5 or 6 am and we don't have to be there until 9.
2007-12-17 10:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine Buttercup 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat threw up on the carpet and I had to clean it up before I set off.
I ripped my tights getting into the car and couldn't find any others.
There's been a car accident on the way in (that one was true).
There'd been a power cut in the night and my alarm didn't go off (also true).
My (ex) husband wouldn't get out of bed (lame I know but also true!)
2007-12-16 20:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Taloollah 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol argue saying am not late they clocks r to fast. if i was late i used to put my watch back to time i was meant to start. then when i get to work and they r like what time do you call this i get my watch out and say. once my boss grabed my watch and put it right :-o. also i have been like an hour late and when i get in they r like were have you been i just say no iwas meant to be starting at two instead of 1. it did work a few times :-)
2007-12-16 20:49:35 · answer #11 · answered by shell 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋