funniest and most orginal gets ten points
2007-12-16 16:12:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You Are All comdey geniuses
2007-12-16 16:18:50 · update #1
don't look in my trunk, you won't find any weed in there.
2007-12-16 16:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
somewhat than asserting something to a cop the worst element everybody can do may well be giving them the silent peace sign.. keke my instructor is a retired cop and tells us a lot of those issues that befell to him
2016-11-03 13:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't put that ticket book up and get your azz back in that car this place is gonna smell like burned bacon for a month beech!
2007-12-16 16:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"What the frick, man ... ? Why are you stopping me ...? NO! This is so not a beer ... I ran out of cups so I poured my diet coke in an empty beer bottle ... is that so hard for you to believe .... ? And are you a man or a woman, because it appears you have boobs, but, man .... you are god-awful UGLY............ !!!"
"Can I go now ....? I am on my way to pick up some weed from my girlfriend at Joe's House of Lap-dancing Whores ... Hey, you wanna come ...?"
2007-12-16 16:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
How is Andy and Opie doing? Did you REALLY do Aunt Bee?
2007-12-16 16:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was driving so fast because I was on my way to your house to boink your wife before you get home.
2007-12-16 16:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
instead of giving me orders here get out that black stick that youve got and start hitting it on your head!!
2007-12-16 16:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oink! Oink!
2007-12-16 16:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be sick. I had way to many wine coolers
2007-12-16 16:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just shut up and give the the ticket....
2007-12-16 16:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have the right to remain silent.
2007-12-16 16:15:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋