perverted presents?

Question

what kind of perverted presents can i get my 19yo husband?
stocking stuffers!
please help!

we're married.
please dont suggest condoms.
we're TTC!

hes 19, im 18.
dont judge :]
we're in love and have been for a really longtime.

to scotgirl..
we're not religious, so we use Christmas for presents, good holiday sales :]
and we can be as trashy as we want, we're only like this with each other!

<3

Answer 1

get him a rubber vagina...they haveit at almost al the sex stores...n then some lube. and maybe sum sex games you guys cud play later ;)

Answer 2

OMG did you say 19 yr old husband? Sorry that wasn't the question. But, this should be like the easiest present ever. Try an adult store like Condoms TO Go or Spencers gifts. You can get him a porn video and some furry handcuffs. Maybe some playing cards with naked ladies. I know it sounds weird but, they do watch that stuff even if they are being satisfied at home. And he would so look up to you for doing it just because he could brag about how awesome of a wife he has.. There are plenty of things you could find in that store that would make great stocking stuffers.

Answer 3

Can do perverted, just not predatory. Big Difference. Edible panties, Flavored TOPICAL Creams or Gels. A good sex toy gives him a break from the pressure. Gives you contentment. You both win. :) A Naked Women's Body, Hopefully Yours, Usually Does The Trick. In other words, you can save big money with just a naked body and a smile. Have a good time. Nancy :)

Answer 4

Wow -- did you get married in the last 24 minutes? Because your previous question stated that you are just engaged, and not married. If you can't be honest, I don't hold up much hope for your marriage lasting.

Just get him some candy and a dictionary -- he's going to need it to figure out what you mean when you use words like engaged and married interchangeably.

And, also, Christ-mas (notice the word Christ in there?) isn't really the time for perversion. When his parents ask him what you got him for Christmas, what is he going to say, "Oh she got me some really perverted stuff so we can have perverted sex?" They'll love you for that and think so highly of you.

We have a saying around here: "classy, not trashy."

<< But you ARE still lying about being married. Why?>>

Answer 5

****I am answering under the presumption that you are at least eighteen years old. ****

You could take pics of you in different costumes. You could create coupons for him (good for 1 free back massage or something else!), different flavoring lubes, glow in the dark condoms, chocolate syrup, body paints, c***k ring, altoids, massaging lotions, ice cubes, pacifer candy that's shaped like a p**is or b**bs, you could go to your local adult shop and see what is there.

Answer 6

why it has to be a perverted present.

Any guy will love a Nintendo Wii or a new iPod touch.

Or if you really want to spend money, pay another 2 women to perform all kind of sexual stuff on him and you can record all the show then without letting him know, upload the video to youtube and show that to him..... really nice surprise.... lol

Answer 7

Probably Anul toys

Answer 8

Male masturbatory "cream". Helps them masturbate. Flavored underwear. Condoms.

Answer 9

Hmmm... well, you know they have websites with those kinds of things. Try eBay maybe - there's some bizarre stuff on eBay.

Answer 10

handcuffs
whips
floggers
paddles
nipple clamps
anal beads
a silver bullet
edible body paints
dirty dice
c-rings
blindfold
chocolate sauce
caramel sauce
naughty pics of you