my roommate was brave enough to use this one once....
i wish i was an egg so i could lie next to you, because youre one fine looking piece of meat.
he didnt get slapped amazingly, she just turned away.
2007-12-16 13:50:01
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answer #1
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answered by Brallen 5
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This one is sweet but still funny
I need a map cause I took a wrong turn after your heart and got lost in your eyes
2007-12-16 21:51:35
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answered by Tennessee GUrl 2
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How about most ridiculous...."I was just watching the Twilight Zone & it made me think of you".....seriously, someone called me with that once to ask me on a date! Now would YOU go?????
2007-12-16 21:58:15
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answered by Autumn 2
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ive heard. I lost my number, Can I have yours? ANd then WOuld u mind touching me so i can tell my friends ive been touched my an angel.. lol And can i have your picture so i can tell santa what i want 4 christmas..
2007-12-16 21:52:58
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answered by It's_me! 2
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Girl: I got these clothes (enter percentage) off!
Man: I'd like to see them 100% off.
2007-12-16 21:49:29
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answered by nckmcgwn 5
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"Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out." LOL.. Happy Holidays to All ...
2007-12-16 21:50:44
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answered by Kimberley V 6
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"If I tell you that you have a nice breast, will you hold it against me?"
2007-12-16 21:49:44
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answered by dana5169 7
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I want to have your babies
2007-12-16 21:54:17
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answered by Anonymous
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