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2007-12-16 13:45:31 · 8 answers · asked by fashionista.2009 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

my roommate was brave enough to use this one once....

i wish i was an egg so i could lie next to you, because youre one fine looking piece of meat.

he didnt get slapped amazingly, she just turned away.

2007-12-16 13:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Brallen 5 · 1 0

This one is sweet but still funny

I need a map cause I took a wrong turn after your heart and got lost in your eyes

2007-12-16 21:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tennessee GUrl 2 · 1 0

How about most ridiculous...."I was just watching the Twilight Zone & it made me think of you".....seriously, someone called me with that once to ask me on a date! Now would YOU go?????

2007-12-16 21:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Autumn 2 · 1 0

ive heard. I lost my number, Can I have yours? ANd then WOuld u mind touching me so i can tell my friends ive been touched my an angel.. lol And can i have your picture so i can tell santa what i want 4 christmas..

2007-12-16 21:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by It's_me! 2 · 1 0

Girl: I got these clothes (enter percentage) off!
Man: I'd like to see them 100% off.

2007-12-16 21:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by nckmcgwn 5 · 1 0

"Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out." LOL.. Happy Holidays to All ...

2007-12-16 21:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kimberley V 6 · 1 0

"If I tell you that you have a nice breast, will you hold it against me?"

2007-12-16 21:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by dana5169 7 · 1 0

I want to have your babies

2007-12-16 21:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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