A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and,
truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On
the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More
thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
2007-12-16 13:19:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
FEARFACT. My neighbour is Chinese and she was laughing her head off at this, so was her husband and daughter.
You seem to be finding fault where there is none, Chinese people have a great sense of humour, and I should know she has been my friend for 12 years.
2007-12-16 17:23:03 · update #1
Susie, that is so funny, love it, thanks, more stars!
2007-12-16 16:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Velly Broody Funny.
2007-12-16 13:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Damn.......I Gots Pretty Big Knots, But Still Have Plenty o rope!
2016-04-09 08:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of chuckles with this one. Totally new joke to me. Very good.
2007-12-16 13:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I stopped reading as soon as I saw the word ''Chinese'' If it had simply said ''A couple'' I might have continued. Thats just me.
2007-12-16 18:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch - now that one was brought out of retirement lol
2007-12-16 13:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by John W 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
Will share that one with my work colleagues today!
2007-12-16 19:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.Fear Fact "those people" will I am sure work even harder in their establishments, in the knowledge that you have chosen to patronise them.
2007-12-16 18:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cute!! Chuckles for you!!
2007-12-16 17:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Bery Bery Gu ah!!!!....LOL ***** 5 stars for you
2007-12-16 20:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh,No! I love this joke though!!!
2007-12-16 13:24:31 · answer #11 · answered by wyomingcowgirl 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋