I'm trying to find a funny/clever + flirty way of saying something. Basically, my friend Anna just told me through text message that I should get a Santa Hat for my dog ...I replied by telling her she is mean...She texted back and said "it would be so cute!" So, I am trying to make fun of her by saying something like "yeah I bet you'd tie your dog to a sledge like a moose, tortures it with a whip, thinking it's all cute and all blalala...." Boys and girls, my question is how do I transform the above sentence into a playful, funny flirty language? Please help me refine it if necessary. I greatly appreciate it.
2007-12-16 13:15:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
If I were your dog, would you tie me to a sleigh and whip til I went fast enough.
2007-12-16 13:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by TAT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like too big of a ideology gap to come up with with something "flirty".
But, how about, "a dog is man's best friend - what kind of friend humiliates his best buddy?"
2007-12-16 21:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by juliet_bushinski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋