I want to hide some rotting cheese in my girlfriends apartment, and maybe her car as well in the hopes that it makes her life hell and really terrible smelling. She has been acting all crazy lately and I think this is the only way to fix her problems.
She will go bonkers for sure, she always like things to smell really nice...What will she do when things smell bad? That's what I want to know!! And I will find out soon I hope.
Where should I hide this rotting cheese, and how much should I hide? I want her life to smell awful! Similar to a sewer on a really hot day hopefully.
Thanks for all your help!
2007-12-16 10:05:02 · 6 answers · asked by Timmy Bananas 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
My girlfriend just threw a slice of pineapple at me. This is why I want to make her life smell like cheese. Please help me! This is serious!
2007-12-16 10:18:20 · update #1
If you can't think of stinky cheese, what about fish? I think rotting fish will smell bad as well...
What is the worst smelling rotting fish?
2007-12-16 10:58:36 · update #2
Okay, buddy, now really... is hiding cheese going to improve your relationship with your girly or make her want revenge and/or to dump you like an old pair of worn-out sneakers?
Be the bigger person if you value the woman.
However, the cheese idea is hilarious.
But I still stick with my advice.
2007-12-16 11:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by amberesque 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Limburger cheese, a soft white Belgian cheese noted for it's strong smell and taste.
2007-12-16 11:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Limburger may be hard to find. Really, anything rotton will smell foul. Blue cheese will be easier to find, or perhaps some Brie. You could hide liverwurst, it smells horrible.
2007-12-16 11:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by KnowItAll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you aren't a nice person. Go volenteer in a soup kitchen or the terminally ill hospital deptarment and see if you change, scrooge.
2007-12-16 10:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...why don't you just break up with her? Or, heaven forbid you actually talk to her...
2007-12-16 10:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by Michel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....this is funny... you need help
2007-12-16 11:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by purplepiggy05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋