My wife is cranky in the morning when she hasn’t had her coffee.
2007-12-16 08:55:53 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Poke ME with a stick before I've had my coffee and you might lose an appendage. I'd prefer you'd wait until after I've drank it to start poking.
2007-12-16 08:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by §hizz. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's when the fun begins,you know it's gonna be a good day when she takes charge,kinda like Holly does with me,puts a smile on your face then you look down and say "today's gonna be a good day little buddy,sorry to keep putting you in that dark cave till you puke over and over" then she Hulk Hogan slams me into the coffee table and does it again,all this before coffee too
2007-12-16 09:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Another Day Another Vendetta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love to get poked in the mornings! Thats the best time to get poked with a big long stick!
2007-12-16 09:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh Yeah! blame the lack of coffee!
Maybe she's cranky because she has to deal with you and your short stick, and when I say "short stick"...you know what I mean...
2007-12-16 09:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Betty B 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Last time I poked a bear with a 7in stick, I got arrested.
It was at a museum and it was stuffed, but the urge was too strong. I don't think the visitors approved. ;-)
2007-12-16 09:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I feel your wife's pain...lack of caffeine, that is - Not getting poked with a short stick! ; )
2007-12-16 09:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, teeth means they're smiling. She's enjoying it, no matter how big the stick. You should see me in the mornings. lol
2007-12-16 11:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should duck & run for cover-
& if she had coffee & bfast brought to her by her loving husband, she wouldnt be cranky;)
2007-12-16 09:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by BOOTS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shizzy is not kidding, I tried to poke her once and I lost a appendage.
2007-12-16 09:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes STOP!!!
back up very very slowly after you see the teeth-do NOT make eyecontact! then run fast!
2007-12-16 18:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋