If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from?
Why do they call it a tv set when you only get one?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why do people say tuna fish? They don't say beef mammal or chicken bird.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If a book about failure doesn't sell is it a success?
2007-12-16 06:01:08 · 23 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Come on it is a joke!
2007-12-16 06:19:01 · update #1
I know when I worked in the hospital in a former life, we use do indulge in "morbid humour". People outside of the situation just didn't find it funny.
I never notice people here in Ontario saying tunafish, only tuna. Maybe it's just me.
2007-12-16 15:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you throw a cat out the window it repopulates the neighbors community
Baby oil is excess pre-baby lubricant
Don't know any more about a tv set than a pair of panties or a bra
Yes, cause no one is totally impartial
Needles are sterilized for a clean kill
Do you wear a bathing suit when you ponder ????
good on you -- couple of guffaws you have there lady ! ;0)
2007-12-16 07:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 10:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by cardejon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the exception of the first one, I thought they were all funny. The one about the cat hit a sore spot with me, because recently, a man threw a dog & cat out the window of his car as he sped down a busy highway here in S.C. with his young daughter in the backseat. Need I say more?
2007-12-16 07:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! TMI for this user. I'm still trying to figure out if the chicken or the egg came first & if a bear really does sh*t in the woods!
2007-12-16 06:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
YOU MADE ME SMILE and splutter. I managed to get past the cat bit.
Goodness knows we need a bit of comic relief on here lately.
Good on yer!!!
2007-12-17 01:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm . . . very interesting. Now the one about sterilzing needles for lethal injections reminds me of another question. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets before they crash?
2007-12-16 07:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gladys 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It made me chuckle!!!!! Now I need to go to the store and buy some chicken bird for dinner!!
Alcaholicdemon... sorry to hear about your cat.
2007-12-16 07:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! Has anyone figured out why there are Braille instructions on a drive up ATM?
2007-12-16 06:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing. That is really funny. Some people don't recognize a joke when they see one.
2007-12-16 06:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋