I've got a few, actually...
2007-12-16 05:37:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can braid my armpits with one hand. I can wash my knees and my nipples at the same time. You can't pick that up at just any college class.!
2007-12-16 09:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see stupid people daily, but I can not figure out the people who turned in the Bulldog I rescued at the pound. They brought all her paper work shots and everything. The pound gave me all her info, because she was fixed so I couldn't have bred her if I wanted too. Which I didn't. Bulldogs would be way to much work to breed, and I don't want to breed any dogs. Anyways she was all white AKC registered, and had been sold on a full registration with a pedigree. I am assuming the breeders thought she maybe show/breeding quality, and they had paid $3500 for her. That is a lot of money for a dog. They also got her shots, but that was it. They turned her in, because they left her in their laundry room all day and were mad she was eating the dry wall. What do you expect they like to chew anyways, and they get lonely, bored, and depressed without their owners. We got her and crate trained her, bought her some toys, and enrolled her in obedience classes. I had that dog for many years till she died. The whole time I had she chewed up one barbie the first week I had her. She never chewed anything else, and she was a great dog. I cannot believe what they paid, and then threw to the side, because they could not be bothered to train her or spend time with her. It really is sad.
2016-04-09 07:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can wiggle my ears, roll my tongue, bend it in half, raise one eye brow, flare my nostrils, make my eye balls go in crazy directions ... You must be thinking I'm a real circus act now ... The one trick I have that can come in handy sometimes is the ability to cry at will! Evil, huh? I never used it though, despite being tempted to do so a few times! I can't bring myself to fool people like that! hehehe I just made use of it in the school play where I played a heartbroken Cleopatra sobbing over her beloved Anthony's dead body before saying good bye to the cruel world myself! My tears got us first prize! :D
2007-12-16 05:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by Farah 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can recite the powers of 2 up to 536,870,912
I can recite pi to 3.1415926 5358979
I can recite the alphabet shoved together as a word, forward and in reverse
With enough Taco Bell in my system, I can poot the first six notes of the national anthem.
2007-12-16 05:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
It's not really stupid in my eyes, but I can befriend any dog in the world. I seem to have an affinity for all dogs.
2007-12-16 06:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
after reading these others, my stupid trick seems lame
i got an education in an american school
2007-12-16 05:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drinking a glass of water while doing a head stand.
Disclaimer: KIDS! DON'T try this at home!
2007-12-16 05:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can flare my nostrils in and out. I always do it to my husband when he is "talking" to me cause I was a bad girl. He cant stay mad after that.
2007-12-16 05:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Shell 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can recite Shakespeare on command. Yes, I get laid a lot with that one...
2007-12-16 05:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by ndn_ronhoward 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can wiggle my ears and pop my jaw.
I also play "William Tell's Overture" on my head.
2007-12-16 05:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jason 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋