That made you laugh out loud even though there was no one else around?
I remember reading a book that had a story in it about this 86 year old guy who was arrested chasing a 90 year old naked guy carrying his clothes through Hyde Park in England. The 86 year old was carrying a blunderbuss when arrested. It seems he came home and caught the 90 year old in bed with his 82 year old wife!
2007-12-16 03:32:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
There was once this very nice little pink haired elf that had no pet to call her own. She tried so hard to be good all the year through so Santa would bring her the pet of her dreams! This pet was a one of a kind you know, very special, and very hard to locate. Not everyone can have such a unique gift, and you do have to be very, very good! Now, this pet has to come with accessories, as well as tons of food! One also needs the proper attire for all the special engagements that will follow once said pet is delivered! I’m hoping that this will be the year! After all Santa has not had to send me South all year! Rudolph and I didn’t get caught trying to peek in the Clause’s window… it was impossible due to the glowing nose!!! So this year… I just know … I will get my purple Hippopotamus!
2007-12-16 03:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had an employee call in ,left a message on recorder, explaining why she was going to be late for work. Went as follows " I'll be two hours late today, I have to wait for my cell phone to recharge " And yes , it was a Monday morning.
2007-12-16 05:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by catspit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many times mostly an 11-14 yr. old girls diary. Pure fantasy and fiction. Yet so many people take it to heart and get upset. It is day dreaming folks!
2007-12-16 03:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is not a story but made me laugh..
***What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve*** âºâºâº
2007-12-16 05:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any right now,but yours sure made me laugh! But I was also thinking, when you marry a younger woman like that, these things are bound to happen!!!!!!!! (I hope the 90-year-old man wasn't my dad.........)
2007-12-16 03:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The book "All Creatures Great and Small" had me laughing out loud. It's one of my favorites.
2007-12-16 03:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by katydid 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Garrison Kellers stuff does that to me ----- sounds like the "stuffy brits have a little 'spit and vinegar' left in them eh?"
2007-12-16 05:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋