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2007-12-16 02:57:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

Once in Maine sitting on the steps of a general store a station wagon pulled up and a large black man looked up and asked which way to the interstate and the old guy sitting next to me says well boy, you..the black guy said what did you call me, the old guy said well boy...the black guy blew up and said why are you calling me boy, the old guy said everyone is boy until they reach 70, then they are young fella!

2007-12-16 02:59:50 · update #1

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My maternal grandmother had a really big party for her 80th birthday and she slipped, fell and broke her wrist whilst doing the can-can! At the A&E they couldn't set her wrist because of all the alcohol she'd had and had to leave her til the following morning for the booze to leave her system. The birthday party continued well into the night but at the A&E department of Worthing General hospital!

2007-12-16 08:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

LOL at my sisters wedding there were some old folks. They got pretty wasted and started dancing around together and falling all over the place and flashing their cob webs... My grandpa, 88, even got up on a table. We are thinking about turning it in to AFV. It is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen! I love old people!

2007-12-16 03:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

when i go to a party i would rather be around the young people,i find most of the old fogies are boring and carry a stiff upper lip.gosh i live with a old man and i dont need that when i party[not that i am old myself]thats why they always called me the life of the party,life is too short to act so old.your as old as you feel,and i feel 30,too bad i dont look 30.i love you all,have a nice day.

2007-12-16 06:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 1 0

An elderly friend of mine is in a clown troupe that goes to hospitals and senior citizens' home to entertain. That in itself is funny. We were talking about a severe rainstorm we had had recently, when the streets flooded badly, and cars were stranded all over the place. I described my awful drive home, and she told me I was lucky! She and her clown troupe were driving to an event when they realized they would never make it. The only thing they could do was to get out of the car and march through the flood water to the nearest store and wait it out. Can you imagine that scene?

2007-12-16 04:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 1 0

It had to do with a nudist colony, something to do with a trail of toilet paper... and an older gentleman... that's about all I can say here!

w00p...

It was so funny! Of course the Crown didn't hurt either!

2007-12-16 03:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It don't matter what race I call younger Male's boy and younger female girls. I think it as a privilege of being older. That was a good one Wally.

2007-12-16 03:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Livelife 5 · 1 0

Now that was cute! Shows to go ya' - don't jump to conclusions! LOL

2007-12-16 03:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3 0

No

2007-12-16 03:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1 0

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