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would you fart all the time or save them for special occasions?

2007-12-16 02:34:34 · 36 answers · asked by Who's sarcastic? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

36 answers

I'd fart all the time

Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?

2007-12-16 02:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by ○•Picasso•○ 5 · 3 0

Your intestines would have to smell like flowers lol, I don't even think that's imaginable but I'll indulge you for a second I suppose. I would fart the same amount I do now, and still do it in private. I don't hold them in around other people because they don't smell good, I couldn't care less. It's because it's like a private and personal bodily function that I wouldn't feel comfortable performing in public. Like going to the bathroom. It's normal, but it's not something you put out there while entertaining company or anything lol.

2007-12-16 02:39:13 · answer #2 · answered by JAS 6 · 0 0

If farts smelled like flowers my bathroom would smell like a flower shop.

2007-12-16 02:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hirise bill 5 · 0 0

There is a flower that smells like rotting flesh when it blooms, so maybe there are already farts that smell like flowers..

2007-12-16 02:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by DrB 7 · 0 0

Based on mine and every other girl's farts I've been exposed to - nope, and worse than guy farts if ya wanna know.

2016-05-24 04:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I would fart all the time an save money on air freshener!!!!
Plus my hubby wouldnt stink the bed out !!

2007-12-16 02:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by just me 2 · 1 0

Save them for special occasions so I don't get bored of the aroma.

2007-12-16 02:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Every day is a special occasion with me, you never know what the hell is gonna roll down hill, or even if we'll all make it out alive.

2007-12-16 02:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0 0

Why would I have to save them? There's not a shortage of them in the world. Well, not usually but if this was true the world would be a better place.

2007-12-16 02:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0 0

I would fart only when no one was around still.

2007-12-16 02:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by berryblondee 2 · 0 0

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