Youre at your boyfriends parents house and sure enough you need to go to the bathroom.
But then you realize only too late that theres no toilet paper, and lets just say, you really need to wipe.
Plus everyones chillin out in the garden so they cant hear your screams for help. And then you notice:
On your right theres a role of sandpaper
And on your left a pair of His n Hers embroidered towels
What do you do, you dont have long to decide!
2007-12-16 01:19:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sandpaper, take the sandpaper!!!!
2007-12-16 03:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by ~ luv sis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmm.......well this is an interesting one. Did this really happen to you or are you just being a funny gal?!! lol
I would look in the cabinets or under the sink for a roll of toilet paper and tell my bf that his parents really ought ot make sure there is an extra roll out if the roll in use is low. duh.
And if there wasn't any still The roll of sandpaper, well everyone knows that sandpaper in only gritty on one side. The other side is smooth papaer, that's the side I would use.
Forget using y hand like everyone above is saying..........aaaahhhhhh
2007-12-16 01:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always carry a Always feminine wipe with me, but i would probaly just use the sand paper! lol, i would feel to disgusted and guilty using the towels,lol, but i would run water over the sand paper and use the side that the logo was on, the side that didn't scratch you so bad. lol. what a question! after i was finished i probaly would find some tissue, from the hall closet or another bathroom, then i would wipe better and wrap the sand paper in tissue and put it in the garbage, and if i'm really desperate, i'd just pull out a pad and use that, the when i wrapped the pad in tissue and put it in the garbage with the wrapper of the package....it'd just look like i'm on my period! lol!
2007-12-16 01:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first thought the sandpaper..but damn..that would hurt. I'd definitely go with the towels. If they are all outside you sneak that towel to the laundry before you go back outside. If you are there for an extended period of time you might even have time to get that dirty crap rag to the dryer.
2007-12-16 01:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Clint 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot i would use my hand clean it off in the sink if in that situation....you know in the I've heard that in the middle east that's what they do.....sandpaper, they're gonna be like why is this girl bleeding all over the toilet seat how did this happen.... embroidered towels.....could you imagine if you bought embroidered towels and you found **** on them,....HONESTLY
2007-12-16 01:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Naveed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, this is nasty, but, I'd use my hand and water, and then wash it for 5 minutes. I wouldn't use the sandpaper, Ow! And I'd never use someone's towels.
2007-12-16 01:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use ur hand put then wash it really well, because if they figure out tht u wiped ur **** all over their towels they won't want you over there again.
But sometimes what I do is I pull up my pants half way to my butt and then pull my shirt over it and run to the nearest bathroom without falling.
2007-12-16 01:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would use the towels and rinse them off in the sink when done. Afterwards I would tell him what happened.
2007-12-16 01:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the Fosset
[ohh bN for all u FrencH folks who dunno wht tht is!!..its the accessory u get water 4m..
which u use aftr u finish ur wateva and clean urself...not just wipe urself..thats disgustin...YUKK]
USE WATER PPL!! its ur bf's place aint it...so its FREE...no worries dudE
and ya u bein a girl.. RmmbR to carry tissues along widu nxt time..
:)
2007-12-16 01:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by PhnX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually if you dig in the trash you can find a bit of used tissue. lol.
I'd go for the towels, I guess....
2007-12-16 01:31:34 · answer #11 · answered by Helen Scott 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋