It is amazing! you cannot open your eyes and your toungue is large and feels like a spponge, the sound of your bed creaking makes you want to die, but you really, REALLY need to take a dump. You stumble through to the toilet, knocking over several things on account that you can't see. You throw yourself at the toilet seat where you pull down your shorts and enjoy the feeling of 8 hours of cold hard drinking and eleven pints rush through you; this my friends... is the HANGOVER POO!
2007-12-16 00:30:19 · 12 answers · asked by Carrotcake 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I have not appreciated the feeling of extasy you must have experienced but I can certainly remember unfortunate instances of severe inebriation I endured without the joy of sitting on a toilet erupting hangover poo. Good luck with the remainder of your Chistmas festivities but be careful with the poo.
2007-12-16 06:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you think thats bad,try 11 pints of gunness and a whopping plate of donna meat,cos when you hit that bog your bum empties like a power hose,the toilet is black pebbledashed, and the stench beyond belief,and your bum feels like a bloodorange,on fire and you cant even wipe it till the pain dies down,and then you limp back to bed pulling the cheeks of your bum apart so they dont rub.
2007-12-16 05:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by fozz 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure 'wonder' is the right word but yes i have! not for a long time but the memory still burns fresh in my memory if not burning elsewhere!
2007-12-16 00:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had one of those about 20 mins ago!!
I share ur joy completely.
2007-12-16 00:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Robin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh!
2007-12-16 00:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by BadBill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm and it smells fantastic!!! doesn't usually touch the sides either!! lol
2007-12-16 00:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me about it, at 3.20am this morning i knew all about it!
2007-12-16 00:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by maybe! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ever felt like your bed is swallowing you?
2007-12-16 00:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
RIGHT....never happened to me...weirdo...
2007-12-16 00:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want that ?
2007-12-16 00:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by Missi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋