Harry Potter fans may I ask you serveral silly questions related to the series?

Question

1. If you could ask or say anything to Dolores Umbridge what would it be?

2. You have a 30 galleon gift certificate to Borgin & Burkes you, use it, rip it, or give it to someone else?

3. Three goblins come knocking on your door demanding that your great great great great grandmother's goblin made jewels be returned to their rightful owners what do you do?


4. If Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are playing Quidditch, which house would you be rooting for?

5. The Dark Mark is hovering over your neighbors house, what do you do?

Answer 1

(speaking in character, my Lord)....
1. "Dolores, you may be a Pure-blood but you still look like a toad!"

2. Use it. If that amount could buy that Vanishing Cabinet. There are a number of people I'd want to wipe out without using the Killing Curse (sometimes killing bores me, you know). They could end up in Hogwarts for all I care.

3. Confound them first while I think of more amusing and entertaining ways to deal with them.

4. Whichever's not in the running for the House Cup against Slytherin of course.

5. Uhmmmm.... that would probably be MY doing, wouldn't it?

Answer 2

1. Where did you buy your pink dresses? At the muggles?!HAHAHA
2. I would use it for some of the useful stuff. Rip it if I have all the stuff. Give it if I see a poor guy on the ground begging.
3. THe three curses. Or just give him it. No use of argueing.
4. Ravenclaw. If Cedric Diggory is alive maybe both houses.
5.I take a picture of it and save it as a memory!Hehe. And then 19 years later I remember the memory of the DARK MARK!

Answer 3

1. Hm.. I thought long and hard about this, but the answer is nothing. I wouldn't have anything to ask or say to her.

2. Buy as many dark artifacts as I can, study them, and find a way to destroy them. That would do some good to the world...

3. I'd tell them that the jewels have been rightfully paid for and belonged to our family, and if they don't stop pestering I'd go to the Wizengamot.

4. Hufflepuff, of course.

5. I'd call the Aurors, naturally. Then I'd try to see if anybody in there is hurt or still alive, and take them to St. Mungo's.

Answer 4

1.) I would tell the actor who played Umbridge that she has forever etched herself in my mind as Umbridge and no other, even when I saw her as a school principal in the movie "Freedom Writers."
Speaking to her as Dolores, I would tell her, "Get lost, very far away, or I'll...I'll...I'll call up Dumbledore's Army."

2.) I would give it to someone who can use it wisely.

3.) I would give those goblins the jewels. I certainly have no use for jewels, and goblins not only have long memories, they make bad enemies.

4.) I would root for poor ole' Hufflepuff.

5.) Warn the neighbors on a cell or by email, and take a very long vacation at the mountain cabin, low-profile all the way.

Kinda' fun-- thanks.

Answer 5

1. i would turn Dolores Umbridge into a rat or something worse.

2. either rip it up or give it to someone whose into that type of thing.

3. i would just hand over the jewels to the goblin and hope that he would leave in peace.

4. i would root for both houses.

5. i would just call the ministry of magic and let them deal with it.

Answer 6

1. I would tie her to a faulty broom and send it whizzing toward the Whomping Willow.

2. Use it, of course! Then return everything for cash and go buy what I REALLY want.

3. "No Habla Goblin." And slam the door.

4. Ravenclaw, all the way.

5. Laugh, call the Ministry of Magic, and laugh some more. Maybe call some friends over to watch the hillarity.

Answer 7

1. Have you escaped from a mental hospital?
2. Buy everything in the shop, plant them in the Malfoy Manor then call Arthur Weasley to search their house.
3. Claim that they were stolen by Grindelwald.
4. My own house, Ravenclaw, of course.
5. Run inside, cast a Fidelius Charm over my house and pretend I didn't see anything... that's why I wouldn't be in Gryffindor

Answer 8

1. I would make clip-clopping noises and enjoy her reaction!

2. I'd sell it to someone like Lucius for about 25 galleons so I would make some money out of it!

3. I would perform the full body bind on them and then banish them far away and hope that Ministry would take pity on me and not send me to Azkaban =/

4. Well I would be playing the Seeker on the Ravenclaw team so I would of course be supporting them

5. Uh, run away?

Answer 9

1. What crawled up your.... uh better not say
2. Hmmm be tempted to see if they have anything useful but then think of their usual merchandise and rip it up.
3. Tell them it was paid for they can't have it and if forced use a certain unforgivable curse on them.
4. My friend Luna is in Ravenclaw so I would root for them.
5. Tell my husband the auror about it so he can go investigate. hehe

Answer 10

1. I would call her a wicked evil twisted freak who doesn't care for anyone but herself and her power.
2. I would rip it up because it is for an evil place with the spread of Dark Objects.
3. Sorry it is mine and you have no right for it.
4. Both since Gryffindor ( my house) has already beat them and we like them we just don't like the Slytherin's
5. Call the Auror's office, unless I am an Auror, and have them sort it out and help them identify the body of the person.