Mine is "Wow. Talk about a splitting headache."
2007-12-15 16:45:55 · 8 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for asking.
Someone at a book sale once said, "This is strange. A guy just handed me this book a minute ago and said he thought I might enjoy it."
I looked at the book. Its subject was hydraulic engineering.
I laughed, and told the other fellow, "Yes, that looks really exciting all right--but I'll wait for the movie!"
2007-12-15 16:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Robert David M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To a friend dressed in a palm tree costume: Tell me, "How do you get the coconuts out of your hair?"
2007-12-16 01:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Emissary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The important thing was not to remember things, but remember where to look them up!
2007-12-16 13:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Loenla T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Quit pushing me around! Didn't you hear me say I've got nothing to lose?!"
2007-12-16 00:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eh. "What is this?! Pick on the frog day?" (Don't ask.) And another one was "Welcome to Jurassic Park."
2007-12-16 01:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by <3 my nut brown maiden 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*just cuz i have horns does not mean i am horny*
lol
2007-12-16 00:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I'm sorry"........because everyone knows I never mean it.
2007-12-16 00:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SILENCE.....I KILL YOU!!!! - jeff dunham
2007-12-16 00:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋