christmas carols for the insane
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think Ill be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, im Gonna Cry, Im
Gonna Pout, Maybe Ill Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell
2007-12-15 16:23:28 · 17 answers · asked by Penguin_Bob 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
*11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder-- You better not cry - Oh yes I will
You better not Shout - I can if i want to
You better not pout - Can if i want to
Im telling you why - Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town- No he;s not!!
2007-12-15 16:23:48 · update #1
OH MY GOD.........I love this!!! I needed that laugh so badly!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you....oops, did I just let my OCD show?!?
2007-12-15 16:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tongue-fu 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
As a mental health professional with 20+ years experience, now retired, I can only say I sure wish I had read your question decades ago. It sure would've been uplifting and cheering at Christmas. But then, to many of my patients, such songs might've put them into another psychotic episode or acting out behavior, and I'd've been in real trouble then, LOL. But, I always remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean someone's NOT out to get you!! Have a great day. God Bless you.
2007-12-15 16:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And don't forgot the those obsessive compulsive gamesters who ignore the fire engulfing the lobby --- Chess Nuts Roasting on an Open Foyer.
2007-12-16 02:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by DR W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It Came Upon a Midnight Clearly To Take Me Back Home to my planet REALLY!
Cute - made me laugh out loud!
2007-12-16 03:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Someone has a sense of humor, and it isnt the dummy who is passing out the thumbs down to everyone. So dont forget ME.
2007-12-16 02:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by oldtimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jingle bells its the bells Esmeralda its those jingling bells
2007-12-15 20:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One Wall, did you just wake up? Where have you been for the last 2 hrs. You missed some good ones. Mad ones also lol
2016-04-09 06:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful! Hilarious! Is this considered chatting? I hope not. Have a cool Yule.
2007-12-16 04:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work for a Mental Health Organization and this Christmas Carols for the disturbed email was passed along to all the staff last year!
It is just too Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
2007-12-15 18:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ G ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A little something you picked up in the waiting room ? -- chuckle
2007-12-16 05:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY! Thanks so much for sharing these. I haven't
seen this one before. So it's worth passing on for the season.
You're a new face in town, aren't you? LOL. Well we sure
welcome you and thanks for dropping in. Come back again,
we'd like to see you here more often :)
2007-12-15 19:24:28 · answer #11 · answered by Lynn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋