2007-12-15 16:13:01 · 4 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Who says I was trying to conceal it?
Now sign here, and here....and put your initials down here. Some more signatures on the back column......yes, that's good. One blood-stained thumbprint more and you're good to go!
Fame, fortune, and a combo refrigerator-tanning booth will be all yours beginning tomorrow. Thanks for the soul!
2007-12-15 16:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How did you figure that out ?.
This Santa suit is perfect, the boots cover the cloven hooves,
plenty of room for my tail in these baggy pants, the beard takes up most of the face, and the hat hides the horns.
Aw... Sh!t !!, I took the trident....force of habit.
The wife always hands it to me when I kiss her goodbye to go to work!
2007-12-16 17:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Desperately skims through his copy of "The Screwtape Letters")
C'mon!..... Would a devil look this good!?
Besides, *everybody* knows that devils don't exist!
Now, what do I have to do to get you into this new car?! Need a divorce? I can help you with that too!
2007-12-16 21:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahh crap you found me out.
2007-12-16 00:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by alskater02 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋