your the mom? i would give him whatever he wants, he probably does know everything. and if not then you could always give him a lump of coal as a gag gift. when he gets all mad and stuff give him his real gift... a notice of rent due!!! then when he stops crying tell him you love him and you hope he enjoys his new car!! after he runs outside and comes back in disappointed tell him he needs a job and insurance first...not to mention a cosigner, then give him his real gift, a handheld sudoku game and a Rubik's cube, see if he really does know everything. cruel but it would be a story you could tell for decades and that's what Christmas really is about!!
2007-12-15 16:10:11
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answered by miqmaniac 2
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Get him a book about theoretical astrophysics and quantum mechanics. Theres a good one called "The Fabric of the Cosmos" by Brian Green. He'll be scratching his head in no time. For those who thought Steven Hawking's books were difficult, this is an even bigger challenge.
2007-12-15 16:06:54
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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All in fun, the Magic 8 ball!
2007-12-15 16:10:07
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answered by vajo 5
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Nothing! LOL! I bet he won't see that coming. Just in case you are not that cruel, try a gift certificate to a bookstore or shoestore.
2007-12-15 16:07:18
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answered by pikachild2003 3
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A child, he'll learn real quick that he knows nothing.
2007-12-15 20:56:01
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answered by George G 2
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Send him to Harvard and see how long he lasts!
2007-12-15 16:05:52
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answered by The Raging Monkey 5
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Maybe an encyclopedia?
2007-12-15 16:04:26
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answered by Anonymous
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a book written in a dead language.
2007-12-15 16:05:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Give him a quiz.
2007-12-15 16:04:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Give him his independence -- i.e. charge him rent
2007-12-15 16:05:33
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answered by Anonymous
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