2007-12-15 14:57:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
then you smear it all over life's face and stomp away
:D
2007-12-15 15:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by luxxx ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can make lemonade with no problem. Here goes Breast cancer at the age of 34, ovarian cancer at 52, after taking a DNA test, one year ago had a double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery for preventing a recurrence. I could go on and on. Here is the good side I am cancer free, I have new boobs like a 21 year old. I learned that God does not give us what we can not handle and makes us a better person. This was a wonderful experience, I enjoy every day of my life. I hope this is inspirational to everyone out there. Today is the first day of the rest of your life! DO NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED
2016-05-24 03:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun/useful items one can make with crap:
1. Earrings for discerning excrement enthusiasts.
2. If properly dehydrated and flattened, drink coasters.
3. When accurately mixed with sand, straw, and water it makes a fine building material.
4. An inexpensive fuel source for heating ones home--not so great for cooking fires, though.
5. Can also be used as a deterrent against ill behaved children. Much more effective that the old 'lump of coal' in the Christmas stocking.
We all have to work with what we have. I intend to make the most of it, whatever 'it' may be.
2007-12-15 15:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mandy--relatively harmless 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Then you deal with it as much as you can. I wasn't born with a rich dad...or a bunch of athletic talent, or natural charisma. I have been told I was born intoxicated. What a horrible way to start out life huh?
2007-12-15 15:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make Fertilizer
2007-12-15 15:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well,I've heard "when life hands you lemons,throw them back"
So.. there's my motto.
2007-12-15 15:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
make crap lemons and then exchange them for real lemons. hehe..
2007-12-16 14:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by megnalon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use the crap to paint a picture with, or write poems with it......... try to rise above it by using it to do something creative. compost it, and plant seeds.......grow flowers. i can't say it's easy, hon, i know it's not.... but if you can do it, it will make you strong. i think that you can do it....
2007-12-15 21:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by deva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw it away or put it in a bag and light it on fire then set it on someones porch. Perhaps someone who cause you pain. ERRROOF!
2007-12-16 06:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd make a sequel to "2 girls, 1 cup." Look it up if you don't know..If you dare.
2007-12-15 15:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Disgracedale NA II 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make the scene from dumber and dumbereer. the scene where bob sagat says theres s h i t all over my walls.
2007-12-16 04:08:58 · answer #11 · answered by sweetnspicy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋